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Coffeemate really must have thought weird methy looking guys who get sexually aroused by shitty coffee was the audience to target with that commercial, for reasons that escape me...to put it mildly.

10/10/26, 12:12 am0 reposts10 likes

yosterroaster.bsky.social

@yosterroaster.bsky.social

I have no idea what you’re talking about. There are so many posts like this. “That” commercial. ?!?

Ari Cohn

@aricohn.com

Then you needn't worry about it, how fortunate for you

yosterroaster.bsky.social

@yosterroaster.bsky.social

Never mind. I was hoping for context, not condescension.

Ari Cohn

@aricohn.com

I was...being sincere

"u poUr?"

Same conclusion

@doughoff.bsky.social

Coffeemate is one of those things that has always baffled me, as I have always taken my coffee black. Is shitty coffee really improved by shitty styro-benzine-color-lightener? I will take my shitty coffee for caffeine purposes, but giving it extra with an equally-terrible additive seems odd.

Ari Cohn

@aricohn.com

You can turn shitty coffee into shit-flavored shitty coffee, I don't get what the confusion is about!