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What would all of you pay me or donate to me to help me survive? I don't expect $1.7M in crowdfunding, or anything. What would you all be willing to do to help your fellow woman so she doesn't have to be a burden to family or government? What can I do to earn an income? Will you buy my soul?

Still seeking that elusive true love...

So this is Christmas... 🎄

Watching Terry Pratchett's The Hogfather for Christmas, because that is also the mood I am in. Merry Fucking Christmas

After seeing this funder from GoFundMe, I was inspired to create my own, but I am not fictional guys named Carlos & Javier, so I won’t get $80-100K, even though I've also done hard labor for work in my life & am not sure I'll be able to pay my bills in the coming months because of being out of work.

😁 People should know this about me:

I either NEED to get Donations or I NEED to get you all to sign up for financial services aka life insurance products with me within the next year, in order to survive. (Or maybe a gas station will hire me part time temporarily.) DM Me if you want to talk about getting signed up for a life policy.

I don't like having to be blunt about real shit, & prefer using sarcasm instead, but the honest truth is if I don't find a way to sell insurance this next year so that I too can survive, even if I couch it in financial services language, then I might have to start worrying about my own survival.

If only I had $10 from all the people who liked this post, I would be doing double as well as I did last year at a traditional paid job. But at least over 1600 clicked the like button... 🤷🏻‍♀️ That's one way to ring in the new year. Happy New Year to me.

And if you’re wondering what I’m referring to about donating, I’m talking about this little funder I started to help pay the phone bill, electricity bill, buy food, and pay other bills.

Here's hoping for a better year in 2026 than we had in 2025.

If you aren't partying it up like me and my cats, or like a real party animal like Don Lemon, then what are you even doing today?

Here's hoping for a better year in 2026 than we had in 2025, for all who believe in democracy, freedom, and that our elected officials work for us, not the other way around. PS: Lend me a hand, if you can. gofund.me/39868f75f

I'm still unable to bring myself to be a life insurance broker, even though I could theoretically do well if I can handle doing the work. And am still out of any other employment. I lowered the goal, but even that amount will barely get me through January. Have cats to feed. gofund.me/aad141d61

She never had to fake a shooting. She did win. She's not on the list.

When I'm in a better place, I'll be here more.

I have to focus on me right now, until I can afford to focus on anyone else. When I'm in a better place, I'll be here more. But I either have to get you all as my clients or get you all as my donators... Until then... 🤷🏻‍♀️🙏😳😮

I am out of money and this is making me more depressed than usual because I can’t seem to ever get out of this hole. gofund.me/aad141d61

I am out of work & out of money, which is making me more depressed than usual because I can’t seem to ever get out of this hole & can't even handle to do work I'm licensed to do. gofund.me/aad141d61

So... I created a thing with AI help the other night... Ever wanted your own smartphone PipBoy? Now you can have one of your vet own!

Sharing another fundraiser that I just rejiggered and want to see if it takes off at all, now that I edited it. This is part experiment and part why the fuck not?

Can you share this with 150 people? This campaign is a social experiment... ... to see if ordinary people can raise funds like the big viral fundraisers do. I’m not a millionaire, just someone making barely over $10,000 a year. #mutualaid #gofundme gofund.me/debd7b267

Hey, thanks for the recent likes re my invention spell earlier in the year. Hope you raise some good funds here for good causes. Best wishes, Gav

Something EVERYONE who follows me should know about me so that they don't get a shock later on when I post a beautiful plant picture.