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I don't know what to do. I don't want to lose all my cats. This has been a year of loss.

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First our cat Midnight passed away in August, & now my cat Ghanima is having a problem. 😳 Got sick on dry food (I usually mostly feed her wet), then slept all day, then up but won't eat, in pain, not wanting to walk or move. I don't have money for a vet. Crowdfunding last time didn't raise much. 🀷🏻‍♀

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If you can help out, I appreciate it. If you can at least share, that will help.

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Not about Trump. If you see this & want me to take my cat to the vet tomorrow when it’s open, I’ll need a lot of money to do that & I don’t have it enough. $Astartiel is my cash app & astartielsdream@gmail.com is my PayPal email. If no one sees this, I'll take it as a sign from the Universe. 😭🐈‍⬛🐆🫂

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Until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt, I think Fox News rags People & TMZ, owned by Barry Diller & Rupert Murdoch, accusing Rob's son of his & his wife's murder, within minutes of the murder being public, is highly suspicious, especially since Kash Patel made the same accusation.

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Highly suspicious that he was killed while working on a film about Trump being Putin's Bitch. Unless it's proven someone else killed him & his wife beyond a shadow of a doubt, I'm going to think Rob Reiner & Michele Singer were killed off by someone in Trump & Putin's circle.

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I wish I was capable of being in relationships. The last & only long one (3 years) was half my lifetime ago. And I've been single & asexual for 2/5ths of my life. I always WANTED "True Wuv" but never found it. Only long-distance crushes on celebrities. And fear of guys falling in love with me.

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But my FAVORITE movie of Rob Reiner's has ALWAYS been A Princess Bride. Rest In Peace Michelle & Rob Reiner. 🫂😭 As You Wish.

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Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. William Goldman, The Princess Bride (Been looking for this kind of love, like a fool, all my life.)

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I might need to watch The Princess Bride again soon. 😭😭😭

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I NEED to find a way I can handle receiving the money I need, whether by getting all of you to be my customers, by getting a different shitty job, by relying on generous donations, by becoming a YouTube sensation 🙄, or by magically winning all I need. ⭐

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Need to find traditional employment... sell insurance / financial services to all you guys, or... get you all to donate to me so you don't have to buy insurance from me. Which will it be? $Astartiel is me.

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I may need help to survive because I suck at helping myself, between my autism, ADHD, aphantasia, alexithymia, affectiveness, dyscalculia, depression, & anxiety. What would you be willing to buy from me? What would you be willing to have me sell to you? Even though I hate having to sell anything.

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I know BlueSky is ONLY for talking about the evil orange criminal, but I REALLY need to talk about MYSELF. I need an income, because I'm not an evil orange criminal who steals billions, or any of his billionaire buddies. I can sell life insurance, but I'm shit at convincing people to do anything.

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What would all of you pay me or donate to me to help me survive? I don't expect $1.7M in crowdfunding, or anything. What would you all be willing to do to help your fellow woman so she doesn't have to be a burden to family or government? What can I do to earn an income? Will you buy my soul?

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I may need help to survive because I suck at helping myself, between my autism, ADHD, aphantasia, alexithymia, affectiveness, dyscalculia, depression, & anxiety. What would you be willing to buy from me? What would you be willing to have me sell to you? Even though I hate having to sell anything.

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Still seeking that elusive true love...

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This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?

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So this is Christmas... 🎄

youtu.beHAPPY XMAS (WAR IS OVER). (Ultimate Mix, 2020) John & Yoko Plastic Ono Band + Harlem Community ChoirYouTube video by johnlennon
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It's Christmas Eve eve & I haven’t even bothered to decorate a tree this year. I don’t have a job anymore, because the company I worked for fired me right before Christmas. I’m not good at making money by selling financial services. And we have a pedophile crime ring in charge of Washington DC.

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Watching Terry Pratchett's The Hogfather for Christmas, because that is also the mood I am in. Merry Fucking Christmas

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I'm thinking about rewatching Agatha All Along for Christmas, along with Stranger Things of course, because that’s the kind of mood I am in this year. Down the Witches' Road I go...

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After seeing this funder from GoFundMe, I was inspired to create my own, but I am not fictional guys named Carlos & Javier, so I won’t get $80-100K, even though I've also done hard labor for work in my life & am not sure I'll be able to pay my bills in the coming months because of being out of work.

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Want to share a heartfelt cause with you. I am struggling to make ends meet this holiday season due to no work, and your support could really make a difference for me. Please consider donating or sharing the link to help ease my burden during this tough time. Thanks gofund.me/aad141d61

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😁 People should know this about me:

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Yep, I'm a woke libtard snowflake radical left scum, & proud of it.

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I either NEED to get Donations or I NEED to get you all to sign up for financial services aka life insurance products with me within the next year, in order to survive. (Or maybe a gas station will hire me part time temporarily.) DM Me if you want to talk about getting signed up for a life policy.

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I NEED to make THIS work. DM me if you want to know more.

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I don't like having to be blunt about real shit, & prefer using sarcasm instead, but the honest truth is if I don't find a way to sell insurance this next year so that I too can survive, even if I couch it in financial services language, then I might have to start worrying about my own survival.

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"We're ALL going to die," after all, so either I have to just accept that fate or I have to help you all prepare for that eventuality, by protecting your family from that fate happening to you, or for your old age, if you happen to survive into it. Life insuring products can actually help there too.

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If only I had $10 from all the people who liked this post, I would be doing double as well as I did last year at a traditional paid job. But at least over 1600 clicked the like button... 🀷🏻‍♀ That's one way to ring in the new year. Happy New Year to me.

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I am looking forward to all the ICE Gestapo Goon Agents who will end up in prison in 5 years or so. Or sooner...

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And if you’re wondering what I’m referring to about donating, I’m talking about this little funder I started to help pay the phone bill, electricity bill, buy food, and pay other bills.

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I can’t seem to inspire people the same way random guys named Carlos and Javier can, but am I not as worthy?

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Here's hoping for a better year in 2026 than we had in 2025.

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Happy New Year. I'm saying goodbye to 2025 with a bit of bubbly...

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If you aren't partying it up like me and my cats, or like a real party animal like Don Lemon, then what are you even doing today?

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Showing you all how to party, with a kitty on my lap, a bowl & sparkling wine nearby, & YouTube live streams of parties I don't have to go to or dress up for.

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Here's hoping for a better year in 2026 than we had in 2025, for all who believe in democracy, freedom, and that our elected officials work for us, not the other way around. PS: Lend me a hand, if you can. gofund.me/39868f75f

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The ONLY Kings we have in the USA are Burger Vikings. Happy New Year!

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I'm still unable to bring myself to be a life insurance broker, even though I could theoretically do well if I can handle doing the work. And am still out of any other employment. I lowered the goal, but even that amount will barely get me through January. Have cats to feed. gofund.me/aad141d61

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Thank you for your interaction. Right now I feel so alone, I feel so helpless. I just want to love, but that option is being stolen from me. I just want to connect, but violence is nothing new to me. I am ashamed of that. I do not want this. Thank you for your attention.

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She never had to fake a shooting. She did win. She's not on the list.

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Kamala Harris was RIGHT about EVERYTHING. And she is the rightful president, because Musk & Thiel hacked it for themselves & Trump. "Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him." Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally

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When I'm in a better place, I'll be here more.

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I have to focus on me right now, until I can afford to focus on anyone else.

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I have to focus on me right now, until I can afford to focus on anyone else. When I'm in a better place, I'll be here more. But I either have to get you all as my clients or get you all as my donators... Until then... 🀷🏻‍♀🙏😳😮

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I'm still unable to bring myself to be a life insurance broker, even though I could theoretically do well if I can handle doing the work. And am still out of any other employment. I lowered the goal, but even that amount will barely get me through January. Have cats to feed. gofund.me/aad141d61

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I am out of money and this is making me more depressed than usual because I can’t seem to ever get out of this hole. gofund.me/aad141d61

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