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Here is hoping for the best for our nation.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comWatching Outlander, and hoping that the United States of America does not die in vain 250 years after George Washington and the first Americans fought for it. Hereβs hoping we find a way to save ourselves from this Orange Pedocriminal Trumpstain Regime.
I better outlive him so I can fulfill my promise to do a live feed kazoo performance as the entire world celebrates...
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comThinking about how the entire Internet will be unusable when he's finally fucking dead. Over Easter weekend, when everybody hoped he might be dead after disappearing for a few days, the Internet got incredibly slow. Also thinking about the worldwide weeks-long rave we will have. Will be glorious!
I get that nobody wants to see or acknowledge posts like this, but THIS is my reality right now:
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comI wish I could handle working so that I had money to spend on buying food for me and my cats. I truly cannot sell to save my life. So instead, I am reduced to this. π€·π»ββοΈ Even as I block people claiming to be from Gaza, doing the same.
Adding this to my megathread, so I can find it easily, so I can post updates. The insane catch-22 bureaucratic bullshit that is meant to deny nearly everyone what they need is what the Republican Party is all about.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comI am eligible for nearly $5000 in unemployment benefits, but they won't give it to me, even though I applied for jobs and reported them. This is what living in South Dakota is like. They deny you money, they won't give you EBT because you're not working, but pull yourself up by your boot straps.
I have to remind myself that I have it better than most American soldiers right now, when I start feeling bad about myself.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comWon't claim to be a good cook, but I could supply these soldiers with better food on a shoestring budget...
I can't believe this post went so viral. I guess I touched a nerve. So many of us feel the same way. Which makes me believe yet again that they did not have the votes, they had to vote counting computers.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comThe USA is going to have to seize all of the Trumpstain Regime's stolen wealth to pay for rebuilding the country, once they are taken out of power.
If only viral posts like this could lead to a paid writing career. DM or message me on my LinkedIn, if you want to hire me. LinkedIn.com/in/Astartiel
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comThe USA is going to have to seize all of the Trumpstain Regime's stolen wealth to pay for rebuilding the country, once they are taken out of power.
Traditional work does not work for me. I need work I can start in the afternoon and do on & off until early evening. Preferably from home, but preferably not zoom or traditional calls. My work history: LinkedIn.com/in/Astartiel My Funder: www.gofundme.com/f/easing-the...
Happy Earth Day, Everyone. I'm going to go sleep through half of it... Because I can't sleep until morning... I was a vampire in a past life, clearly. Or genetically remembering ancestors in the night watch.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comHappy Earth Day. Make Everyday, Earthday!
Adding this video to my mega thread, because we all need more of this energy in our life. Even if Bluesky doesn't let you see it, maybe you'll accidentally find it.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comNo matter what else happens, I still love this Pianoboy song and video about love. Yes, that is Volodymyr Zelenskyy playing Cupid in this video, pre-presidency. youtu.be/GyIk3TW5gBk?...
Full Disclosure: Yes, I will spend any donations I receive on food, cat supplies, gas, prescription cannabis, and entertainment, if I receive enough, in that order. In 3 months, I've only received about $500, so it's been mostly spend on food for me, cat supplies (food & litter) & gas for my car.
The Interview With The Vampire & The Vampire Lestat TV show stuff is what is keeping me going, seriously. One of the few things I have to look forward to in the coming months & years. (Besides The Big Beautiful Obituary.)
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comDancing with Myself, Vampire Lestat style! π music.youtube.com/watch?v=xLeK...
Better luck next time... I'm still hoping he dies in his sleep on camera while people are talking around him.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comHonestly, he doesn't deserve your gratitude. When those Minnesota politicians, their families, & even dog were all murdered, the Trumpstain didn't say a word of concern for any of them. ONLY sad this is what this evil Trumpstain Regime has brought us to. He should die naturally, in his sleep:
Have I said lately how much I'm looking forward to The Vampire Lestat, my Spirit Animal, lately? No? Well, I am... πππ
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comI just saw the official trailer for S3 IWTV, The Vampire Lestat, and it wrecked me!! I am going to be totally gone, come June... And I'm SO here for it! π€£π§ββοΈ youtu.be/7c7JFMTBeVk?...
Going to be my mood, until I can piss on Trump & Pootin's graves. And maybe even Lindsay Graham's grave.
I only use AI for chaotic good, like THIS.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comYes, I will play with Ai to put a perfect-looking me with Sam Reid's Lestat de Lioncourt. LMFAO. The only way to make my vampire fantasies real is through AI π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Seriously, we can build him this ballroom right now and keep him in it until he starts to decay...
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comYes Piggie, you are a horrible pedophile rapist. I've got Trumpstain's Ballroom RIGHT HERE. Can we keep him in it until 2028?
Being poor really sucks sometimes because we miss out on the coolest things!!! For those who can go, request tickets here: 1iota.com/show/2469/th... If you want to take me, DM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comSomeday fund a trip to this performance for me to NYC on June 2! Please! Please! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π§ββοΈπ¦β°οΈ (I know no one will & I won't get to go but damn, THIS would be a 36-year-long dream come true for me!) (If I'm wrong & someone out there WILL do this for me, check my pinned post.)
Wish I could go to this! I just need a cat sitter, & enough money for a flight to NYC & back, a hotel stay, a ticket, & other expenses.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comDamn! I want to go to this SO DAMN BAD!!!!!!!
I need to make it a habit to wake up happily believing that all three of these monsters are dead until the day it becomes actually true.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comFor a brief moment, while waking up, I felt really good in the knowledge that Trumpstain had died, even if I knew I was fooling myself with that belief... Then I took it further and imagined Trumpstain, Nutanyahoo, & Pootin had all died on the same day, fulfilling the prophecy in my favorite meme.
I need to buy cat food and human food with no money. If you want to help me with that, this funder also can be used for those things - not just silly tattoos that I probably will never get. Although maybe I'll just use the money to run for president, since it's really profitable nowadays.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comThinking I should just create a funder to get these tattoos. Screw it. That would be fun. You can use this one, for now, until I decide to make a separate one. www.gofundme.com/f/easing-the... bsky.app/profile/asta...
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I didn't expect this throwaway post to go so viral, but everyone feels this way. We're all pissed off that Trumpstain is back in power & profiting to the tune of billions of this temporary job. All the billions of all in this regime & all in his family needs to be seized to pay us all.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comI think I should run for president... So I can sleep all day, golf every weekend, do nothing for the American people, and get paid for it. Maybe I will even create my own crypto coin so I can make billions off of everyone.
Well, I spent $80 of the hundred dollars I got from family on groceries and cat food. Saving the other $20 for gas... STILL can't bring myself to sell life insurance. Help me out, if you can. Or not, if you can't.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comFull Disclosure: Yes, I will spend any donations I receive on food, cat supplies, gas, prescription cannabis, and entertainment, if I receive enough, in that order. In 3 months, I've only received about $500, so it's been mostly spend on food for me, cat supplies (food & litter) & gas for my car.
Well, I put in my request. And l added a second ticket request. Who wants to go with me, if I get accepted? Who wants to help make this happen?!!! Will you help fund my trip? I can't afford to go unless someone else helps me go. But I HAD to request it, because I REALLY want to go!!!
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comBeing poor really sucks sometimes because we miss out on the coolest things!!! For those who can go, request tickets here: 1iota.com/show/2469/th... If you want to take me, DM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If magick was real, our enemies against humanity would die, and we would all have a share of their ill-gotten wealth.
βJennΡe S Jonzenβ Is He Dead Yet?! πLLAPπ€πβ΄οΈβ³οΈπβοΈπ½πΊπΈπΊπ¦π³οΈβπππΏπ»ππβοΈ@astartiel.substack.comTrying out sigil magick, for reasons...
