Adding this to my megathread, so I can find it easily, so I can post updates. The insane catch-22 bureaucratic bullshit that is meant to deny nearly everyone what they need is what the Republican Party is all about.
I am eligible for nearly $5000 in unemployment benefits, but they won't give it to me, even though I applied for jobs and reported them. This is what living in South Dakota is like. They deny you money, they won't give you EBT because you're not working, but pull yourself up by your boot straps.