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Sooo, “two weeks”

Xi is playing Trump like a pimp. While Trump's band of clowns tries to play chess with a master. We have low IQ idiots against some of the best in the world.

China didn’t say would, Trump said they would. He lies!

And the lies continue……

Another lying piece of shit in the republican regime.

China tells Trump "You're not the boss of me."

Did I hear her say something about two weeks from now? Familiar refrain.

This MAGA Kakistocracy's Disastrously Unqualified Incompetence, DUI...

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In other words, Little donnie taco got played AGAIN by Xi.

Xi said he promised to buy some in "two weeks" 😏

And I have some swamp land in Florida I can sell you cheap.

You can use this meme again in fifteen minutes...

So they only need to buy like 36x what they have already. Maybe we shouldn't have started a trade war

Pathological liar she is.

38 days isn’t significant time!💩

Probably waiting until Jan 30th and offering to buy for pennies on the dollar... Show them whose really 'holding the cards'

My truth barometer is based on whatever Trump claims, I assume everything is a total lie and a partial confession.

I knew it was a lie when I read the words “The White House said”.

The soybean farmers have been royally f*cked by Trump & his illegal tariffs. Why did they vote for him???

Funny…Brooke believes CHINA!!

While the soy bean farmers starve and go bankrupt.

I think Trump is full of shit 💩, like usual! China probably never said that they were going to buy 12 million metric tons of soybeans from the country… like everything else that falls out of his mouth, it was just a lie!

🤡🤡. Did AI spit out “salient” for her???

China was 'supposed' to buy at least 25M tons. But they have significant stockpiles, themselves. And the USDA is another trump-run outfit. What are you supposed to believe, anyway?

Delusional. Grasping at straws…

Who's the Soy Boys now.

Do they think Xi buys the beans

These fools don’t realise that the order books were already full.

They all are so used to lying it’s just Crazy.

And today's winner for biggest understatement... Brooke Rollins! Her prize: "Well, duh."

Trump ditched his MAGA farmers to turn a quick buck in Argentina with his private equity buddies. But lucky for them, he's bringing coal back so they can all find work.

See what happens when you don't get trade agreements in wrighting! Just some stamens by Trump, who knows if it is true or not. Like 1 Trillion from the Saudi's.

China doesn’t need our soybeans now do they? They got lots of them from Brazil, Argentina and Canada. What was that nonsense about making who great?

Yeah right…

My understanding is that Elon is also going to take over the autonomous cab industry but my sense of reasoning tells me otherwise.

Turkeys or something like $.25 a pound because they’re feeding them all the grain they can’t sell anywhere else. Source: Colorado Public radio this morning.

Trump showed in his first administration that he’s happy to paper the record with bullshit for some flavor of political advantage. He asked Mexico to stop saying it wouldn’t pay for the Wall, even though it wouldn’t (& hasn’t). Could be Xi green lighted Trump to lie about soybeans.

Yeah I'm sure they'll make up that 97 PERCENT DEFICIT in the next 5 weeks. IDIOTS.

Liars lie.

China bought 26.8 million metric tons of soybeans in 2024. They will have only bought 1.5 million this year.

All of these marvelous deals will take place in 2 weeks. Good times are just around the corner. The carrot is just out of reach of the donkey, but he's sure he can grab it soon. The MAGA crowd are the donkeys trusting Trump's promises that never come to fruition.

The math isn’t mathin’ 🤷🏻‍♀️

My understanding is that one can be well assured that either, the truth is the opposite of what WH says or it is genuine fiction.

In other words, also known as the truth, the purchase amount was verbally inflated. This also known as a lie. This administration is a joke when it comes to numbers. They constantly lie!

Always have to start off with a lie “actually it’s 1.5M” (no it isn’t) then go to moving the goalposts “well maybe not moved by January…”

News flash…China bought what they need from Argentina bc felon tariffs and all. And then we bailed out Argentina. Sorry farmers, get ready to sell to JD group and become sharecroppers.

China doesn't have to buy Shit. They got other recources. Fuck The Orange Pus Boil.

They really are working on the word smithing.... Don't want to piss off the Felon!

Cromulent. Even better.

Another toady.

Again.. tRump has not made a single official trade deal. Not one. Any deal made between countries must be written, signed, THEN ratified by both countries. In the US, that's Congress. None of that has happened. There are No Deals in place. This is just theater. 💙🇺🇸 #ImpeachTrump

If they stop lying they won’t have try and come up with another lie to cover up the lie they already told.

Xi is playing them like a pimp. Trump is not even close to being in his league. We have halfwits playing chess with a master. PS I thought you would like this one. Just found it.

Just be kind to the fart catchers

MAGA’s going soyboy to…..own the soyboys!?!

Can we call Donald a soy boy now?

In case you missed it in the alt text, I photoshopped this faux Trump post. I made it last April when China said they'd stop importing all soybeans in response to Trump's April 2nd Tariffs.

Thank you! It's a breath of pure humor in an otherwise cynical, satirical, and hateful world. 🥲

Is this one from last month any better?

salient green

Technically a legume-bar.😜 In case you missed it in the alt text, I photoshopped that faux Trump post. I made it last April when China said they'd stop importing all soybeans in response to Trump's April 2nd Tariffs.

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MAHA! :))

I'd bet, Monsanto largest manuacturer of GMO soybean seeds, is one of his donors; Market Dominance By 2010, 93% of U.S. soybean acreage was planted with herbicide-resistant varieties. Patent Protection Farmers must sign agreements prohibiting them from saving seeds for replanting.

So even Brooke couldn't BS her way around that one

As soon as tries some and send us the recipes.

Very SNL

Reminds me of Milo Minderbinder in Catch 22 trying to sell chocolate bars laced with Egyptian cotton that he couldn't off-load, Maybe use the soy beans the same way?

All I know is Lula was ready to step in and help China out with Soy and Brazil actually allows China to sell their cars here for as long as I’ve been coming here going on 20 yrs.

turns out Trump is a little full of shit.

Exactly 👍

drip...drip....drip

Trump will continue putting undo hardship on the population. His agenda does not include making it better. He wants the population to suffer. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/pol...

“Salient”. Must have been her new vocab word for the day

as if nothing but made up shit comes from that administration

In other words… the Trump Administration lies 24/7, hopes the media and public stops following it, and if it fails, they rinse and repeat their lies. It’s Trump 101.

Is that 332,000 soybeans, individually? I can believe that.

the reason the numbers only show 332,000 tons instead of 1.2 million tons is because of Joe Biden. How we are going to get to 12 million tons in a month and a half is going to be as easy as making 90 trade deals in 90 days.

More than 30,000 in 4 years He lies because Papa Putin told him to Mrs Epstein McTrump el Tariffé hates the truth

Dear MSM, I don’t know whether you have picked up on this salient point, but “the White House said” invariably turns out to be grade A bullshit. Maybe stop being so credulous with this particular crop of bullshitters. 🤷🏼‍♂️

He may be YOUR president. He ain’t OURS. But keep those lies and promises coming.

The point is actually that Trump lied again.

Lies again….it seems the Magic Kingdom does not exist in California….it thrives on The Hill….

Does she know how to operate a toilet by herself?

* He viewed it as a symptom of a deeply fractured ego and a fragile identity, where the individual creates a false, more grandiose self to compensate for feelings of inadequacy. *

This Administration LIES about everything

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#liar #idiot #incompetent

"salient"...

"the White House said..."

So in 1.2 months, we are going to sell 11 & 2/3rd million tons of soybeans to China? This will be interesting to watch..

She meant to say 'sure, that's what the boss said, but it was another lie to try to make it look as if Xi didn't run the table at that meeting...'

Reagan and Big Ag began destroying family farms in the 1980’s Farm Crisis. Highest farm bankruptcy rates: 1. 1987-Reagan 2. 1992-Bush41 3. 1998-Clinton (gop House&Senate) 4. 2019-Trump 5. 2003 Bush43 Farmers must enjoy being screwed, bc they consistently vote for Republicans who always oblige.

Never underestimate the hand that China plays. They know how to handle tRump by quietly nodding without agreeing to anything concrete. The numbers and timeframe are all in his head. They are master chess players.

It's hard to guess if that was ever the agreement or if he was lying to try and keep those farmers voting red

That’s a salient point. Look at me using big words all correctly and stuff in an interview - almost like I knew something about what I am saying.

American entities buy and sell, but somehow China the country buys and sells. Why expect the agricultural entities to not be angry about the tariffs?

Salient?

“Have Fun!” 🤷‍♀️

That would mean that this White House… didnt tell the truth.

The problem is the US still sees China as some fledgling country but they been stepping up thanks to their government subsidizing things other than Big Oil and Big Banks.

All these MAGA farmers will lose everything and still vote Republican. Propaganda is a hell of a drug.

REMINDER: When it comes to 'numbers' about ANYTHING, believing what Trump says is a fool's game. This also goes to what Trump says about 'conversations' he's had with foreign leaders.

So math is no one's strong suit eh? Someone tell them that even phones have a calculator app to make the "deal" easier to write up.

Everything is a lie with this regime and I don’t think China has purchased anything, because they have not admitted to it. It’s all lies and deception by this bitch

Hey Trump, I'll sell you the Brooklyn Bridge for a fair price 😂😂😂

Pinocchio says it all 🫣🖕😠

Not that significant...

This is a replay of Trump’s first term, when he dissed China with tariffs and then they made a deal that never fully materialized.

...because no such pledge wwas made.

The same old bullshit answer. The fulfilled promise and/or commitment is always two weeks away. #Rinse&Repeat

Trump created this problem!

All is rubbish!

Farmers need to stop voting for republican pieces of shit.