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I just spit my drink!! Dafuq do Texas and Alaska have to do with the Straight of Hormuz? He just says stupid shit and none of our elected officials will do a damn thing about it!

Alternatives why if its open?

Shhhh. He's a moron.

Why is this question not also asked of him.....It is just as important

Follow up question- “What the **** are you talking about?”

It existed... during the Cretaceous.

"It's open because the water flows. There's no dam blocking it. And I opened the dams in California, I let the water flows. They said I couldn't do it but I did. And no one knows more about dumb than I do. M'kay?"

What... the... fuck? Is he somehow referring to drilling??

Absolutely sir

Alaska is producing fertiliser?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The NO NEW WAR promise was just another campaign lie as many broken promises

Alaska anyway. Don’t ask why giving it to Russia opens the Strait… it’s apparently 4D checkers.

Is there a Strait of Idiocy between Texas and Alaska? Will they be using the Gulf of America to get to Texas?

Please take him away soon

He doesn’t know what or where the strait is

God, what a fool

So he wants ships to go through the strait of Texas now?

Short detour

Just when you think someone IQ has hit rock bottom and then BOOM!!! SURPRISE!!

Huh?

They do, economies has been wrecked by high oil prices and shortages thanks to trump.

If I had a nickel for every time Trump was accurately described as the Mayor from Jaws...

Fuck sake 🙄

The Strait of Alaxas

It's not fucking open.

Wtf?

Dimwit Donold has no idea !

"When I say it's open, what I mean is, it's closed. They don't call me MR UPSIDE-DOWN MAN for nothing."

that trip to Alaska really saved us major time while traveling between the Persian gulf and the gulf of Oman

I bet he was thinking about alternative sources of oil. I know. It’s still nuts.

Wtf?

Hia brain just passed through the texas - alaska strait....

Wait. What?

His position on global climate change suddenly makes sense.

Ohhh the ones without the D on the end? Not many people know that you know

It’s not *my* fault they didn’t bring their ruby slippers or are too scared to use them!

“The Islamic Republic of Japan” stupid.

If ships don’t mind getting blown up they are free to go through the strait

⭐ Trump‑style rewrite “Look, the strait — nice place, very nice — but it doesn’t make any money, believe me. The real action, the real business, it’s happening in places like Texas and Alaska. Incredible datacenters, tremendous investment, everybody’s talking about it. That’s where the future is.””

IKR! So serious question, what does a blockade actually do other than, WHAT, exactly?

So he is going to sell out our energy independence for a dollar.

Geography was never Donnie’s strong suit 😛

The companies that bid the Alaska oil leases are speculators. They have no oil well construction infrastructure, no engineers. That's 5 years if not a decade away

Maga map. 😄

Ah, how could we forget the Rio Grande Canal!

Fucking moron.

CareGiver Tips: Navigating the "Master" Dynamic Trying to argue, reason, or prove his Frontal Lobe impairment to him will only trigger extreme agitation, paranoia, or anger. His Brain cannot process the truth, he will perceive your corrections as an unprovoked (coup) or an insult to his authority.

wtf? I get this is Fox but ffs!

Are they going to burrow through the earth like bugs bunny and come out the other side?

Ain't that the truth.

What pipelines? You can’t build a pipeline in three months.

Texas??? He's an idiot

Wait, what?

Guess he missed geography class. As well as math, history, English, PE, music, art. Guess he missed school.

“Drill, baby, drill!” is so 2008, but also, he’s a deeply corrupt dumbass.

My man somehow looking like Gary and Dan Egan from Veep

Texas? WTF

Sure, I'm sure lots of ships go through, to get blown to bits and their cargo and ship at the bottom of the Strait of Hormuz. Trump is in a Strait Jacket.

Wtf? The old man is rambling and on the loose again!

Texas? Alaska? Those are some serious alternatives!

Fox State Propaganda

He didnt put it in quotes. He is paraphrasing, not "flat out lying". And his paraphrase is and accurate characterization of what trump said. Not misleading. Trump said there are other options for oil, including Texas and Alaska. That's what Aaron reported. What is misleading about that?

What? This guy's gonna make a presentation to the country Thursday night? Lol.

The art of the deal!

“Texas and Alaska” are now in the Middle East?

The emperor makes no sense.

IF. Big "IF" there, sparky.

He means alternatives for oil production, not routes to replace the Strait of Hormuz. If anyone is hiring to translate Trump ramblings to English, I'm available.

Neither of his brain cells are functioning at this point…

??????????

"Uh, the drawbridge is open to anyone who wants to jump the gap."

So long as you don’t mind some missiles & drones it’s wide open!

I didn't know Iran bordered Corpus Christi, TX. Thank you Cartographer in Chief.

"We're coming up with great alternatives, including Texas and Alaska" Whut??

Texas is an alternative to the Strait? (answers on a postcard please, addressed to "The Rest of the World")

Texas and Alaska? Time to give grandpa another cognitive test.

I read that in Bugs Bunny’s voice 😂

I'm looking forward to watching the oil tankers sail up the Rio Grande.

😆 Love the reference!

And Indiana!

LOL, HUH?

Are the ships supposed to teleport to Texas?

Good reason to be expanding our renewable domestic energy sources, like solar and wind farms, that aren’t vulnerable to foreign oil supplies.

This fox coward should be publicly shamed the rest of his life.

Very difficult to maneuver an oil tanker through Texas or Alaska!

"...alternatives including Texas and Alaska....." Addled brain jumps tracks. Film at 11.

"Gee Wally, why didn't the FOX reporter ask Trump what he meant about Texas and Alaska?" "Well, Beav...you see, um...the FOX reporter is avoiding any questions that might make the President look dumb or incompetent." Oh.

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I'm assuming he's going to strip mine texas and Alaska for the oil ..... but when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me

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So foreigners can bid up the price of the oil we use to make gas and diesel.

Someone make a video of clips of President Trump speaking interspersed with little clips of this guy:

Texas….and Alaska. 👀 WTF 🤬

He's got that damn sharpie out again, doesn't he?

That's so weird that nobody else ever thought making ships go three times as far was just as good as them not doing that!

trumps route

Oh fuck off.

Would somebody PLEASE ask that hateful meatlump to point out the strait on a map? Hell, ask him to find Texas on a map. Of the Southern states. Ask him to find Texas on a map of TEXAS.

😂😂

Yea, sure. The Strait of I35N. But once you get to the OK border you will have to disembark and make a pit stop at Winstar casino.🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

An oil tanker from the Islamic Republic of Japan made it through the strait.

Wh . . . what?

I think we are in trouble with this imbecile in charge. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/07/when...

WHUT ???

That actually was my first thought