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I mean lately the stock market is inversely related to employment. Lay offs = stock up

Why not just fire the whole Country and watch the Stock Markets climb?

-23,000 has not only always been a good number, it’s always been the best number. Another huge win for Trump.

youtu.be/0ZBaAehGVqI?...

A week jobs report might mean Interest rates stay lower because the economy is softening to offset inflation.

MAGA just love them Market tickers...FFS!

Inflation is up and job growth is negative. It’s the greatest economy in history!

They’re not on their A game: they forgot to blame Biden

This is great news! All those who have lost their jobs are soooo happy Palantir and AI are booming. Couldn’t be happier.

Fox thinks they can save the midterms but it surely doesn’t seem that way.

They are moving the slider from: We just want healthcare to We just want housing to We just want jobs. GIVE THEM THE AIR, COHAGEN!

Job cuts ? Short term gains Prop support

Nah it's TACO Friday, that's why.

Maria is the best fit for Fox, in case there was any doubt.

Great news for the (suit &tie) crew but nothing for us peons.

23k jobs lost. But this is great news. Unreal. And people actually pay attention to this stupidity.

Right now there is record breaking individual debt, and record breaking market leverage... This bubble is going to pop like a spaghetti sauce on a white tile backsplash.

Yeah, bad jobs data means they wont raise rates for a good economy. People suffer, corporations win.

She also pivoted from Screwdrivers to straight vodka.

🙄

Remind me again why I shouldn't sue FOX News?

The Chyron doesn't lie, even though they do 🤣

So nice that the market goes up when people lose jobs.

Worlds on fire but the market keeps going up.

The Trump administration and its Fox apolotists: "Nous sommes tous Pangloss!" (Voltaire's Pangloss expounds on how lucky he is to be infected with syphilis, all the while the disease causes him to lose an eye and an ear.)

We are losing

The angle is earnings go up when companies fire people and don’t have to pay them. 401k up but you don’t have a job.

Is this Donald Trump's economy yet?

There are two economies in America. One for people who make their living from their own labor. That's where most of us live and that economy is doing poorly. There's a completely separate economy for people who make their living from their assets. That economy, for the few, is doing great.

There's Nothing New Under The Sun The stock market reached a historic high on Sept 3, 1929. The "Roaring Twenties" ended less than 8 weeks later, on Black Thursday (Oct 24, 1929) when the stock market collapsed. www.nytimes.com/1929/10/16/a... the money quote: "a permanently high plateau"

Well coiffed carnival barkers. 🤡

AI cutting people’s jobs is great news. These people are nuts

So Palentir was the 23,000 jobs???

Reminds me of what Fox News does/did with the Strait of Hormuz….It’s disappointing that the strait is closed…BUT, GREAT NEWS…the US blockade is preventing Iran from making money. What a bunch of hypocritical bootlickers.

A huge 5000 uptick in manufacturing! The Golden Age is upon us! /s

I know I don’t understand the stock market, but how exactly does losing jobs cause the market to rise?

Big mouthed Bartiromo lies as much as trump.

lol. Fewer unemployed. Fewer applicants & stopped looking…

What's the matter? Does the fact that the Biden Harris administration has engineered a soft landing for the economy and sent the stock market soaring make you feel so uncomfortable?

70k downward corrections on the prior 2 months as well. Yikes.

The market thought it was going to be EVEN WORSE.

Kim Jong is jealous of this propaganda bs.

They shouldn't celebrate other people's pain too early. "Stagflation" is disasterous for all parts of a K shaped economy.

So people being unemployed and dropping out of the workforce is ‘good’? 🤦🏼‍♂️🤬🤦🏼‍♂️🤬🤬 Good for whom exactly? Oh yeah, the top 10%! This is insanity.

There is no form of data or information from Trump's administration that is believable without verification.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Aristocrats!"

Wall Street over main street. Now they're even cool with saying that the jobs are declining because of AI, which should cause anyone with a good paycheck much stress about our future value to the oligarchy. Elon ready to offer us homes on Mars to see how long we survive there vs here on earth.

Foxnews: Eh, Commoners lost jobs but the Morbidly Rich are doing fantastic. This is great news.🤪

It means that the commoners are worse off but the people the regime are actually working for are better off so yeah, great news for the 1% I guess.

Because when I don’t have a job, my biggest concern is that the Fed now is less likely to raise interest rates.

Wait. She's not in Trump's cabinet?

Fox News sycophants can take the worst news and spin it to make it sound amazing. News: 100,000 have died due to the (fill in the blank) virus. Fox: The job market now has close to 100,000 new job openings.

The market doesn't care squat about jobs except in so much as it affects chances of a rate increase. Lower rates keeps the casino rolling.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nobody does more flat out gossiping than business news.

Which is nice

Unbelievable such absolute hacks

Market love layoffs.

À+++++++ .. the hottest country in the world. Look at the stock market.. my friend just bought a new private jet 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Let’s visit this again at the end of the day. Fucking clowns!

Great news for all corporations: Fire half of your employees and the market goes up! Lets all the market to new records! Palantir shows you the way.

Low job report are great news when it's the orange Antichrist. Perfect message for Democrats for the midterms.

They must purchase lipstick in long-tons over there.

It's not just Potus, and it is not just Fox. No one on any of the financial services networks/newsletters wants to burst the bubble.

Years ago, Maria got up one morning and realized she had lost her mind. After searching frantically for it, she called an old colleague, Larry Kudlow, and screamed, ”Larry, I can’t find my brain. Where could it be?” He answered, “Funny you ask that, I’ve lost mine, too.”

They will start blaming the people for the jobs reports soon. Claiming that our resistance to data centers is slowing the job market.

The "market" always love people losing jobs. You know a decrease in the cost of doing business.

Widespread Death and Destruction!!!! Great News!!!

“Who cares if people are losing their jobs and wage growth is stagnating? My stock portfolio is up so this economy is exactly what I voted for!”

Wait till they get the numbers now that we’ve stripped Haitians of TPS.