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Ok, but wouldn’t Deep Red states be the ones they don’t have to defend? You can read between the lines and I’m guessing he knows they’re gong to see huge losses.

They're on offense defending deep red states. Yeah, that's called defense.

Defend the seats means more to Rethuglicans than reigning in a rogue White House and SCOTUS.

in Mike's world, offense and defense are synonyms.

I find the Republicans very offensive, thank you very much!

He knows he isn't going to be speaker much longer. Either the entire constitutional republic collapses or he loses control of his chamber of the legislature. He's too concerned about which corporation he will become a lobbyist for to memorize logical talking points.

Tiny gingerbread man so scared he's about to s#$t skittles 😝

He admits Texas is purple?

Mike Johnson better start revving up his lawn mower.

Huh, his smirk is fading 🤔

Ugh. That sinister smile when he mentions redrawn districts.

Offense is defense War is peace Hate is love Up is down Black is white America is fucked

Well, he seems offensive to me!

That’s not how logic works Mike.

The best offense is a good defense, er um.

He is on the offense by doing defense, everybody knows that's how you do it. 🤔🤔🤔

I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means

I sure hope lil Mikey is prepared to mow those lawns down in Louisiana during the sweltering summer heat!

Not great, Bob 😂

I cannot wait to see this gobshite confined to oblivion. That said he’ll be remembered as the worst speaker of the house. Well, at least since Kev.

TALARICO! SUAVE!

He’s nervous...

What he is saying is...

“yes, on offense, as in i’m offended we have to defend these no-brainer red districts” 🥴

😂😂😂😂😂

😅

Johnson is blurring the distinction between "being on offense" and "being offensive."

And ONLY FOX(faux) NEWS, can lie SO WELL, for you!! AND...KING..SHT!!

YOU MEAN '. COVER YOUR ASSES', RIGHT?....NOT 'defend your seats'...

He's mixing up being "on offense" w/being "offensive"

That's not an offensive move....

He never answers

"We're not retreating. We're advancing in the opposite direction."

I love this song.

They are indeed very offensive

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Mike's in a red state all right. Trump has his balls in a vice.

That word, you keep using, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Smokebomb!

Offense. Defense. No wonder they can't end wars they start.

I can just imagine how Mike Johnson throws any type of sportsball. It makes sense that he doesn't know the difference between "offense" and "defense". #GeauxTigers

He looks... puffy. Mar-a-Lago face?

He'll head to Texas as soon as those Grindr connections start rolling in.

Texas must not be deep red. SMH

I don’t think he understands offense vs defense

Defending the #Republican seats in the House is like spitting in the wind.

defend the bunko, right Mike?

Republican Offensive line is now in charge of goal line defense?

Isn’t that Defense?

this is the second of these Mike Johnson clips I've watched with the sound off and dude sure is *blinking* a lot that's not a sign of confidence *or* truthfulness

Is he gonna cry?

Does he know the definition of "offense" or "defense", what the difference is?

Seems like they are preparing for a bloodbath.

Obviously, someone who never played sports in their entire life knows the difference between offense and defense

When do the investigations start on his wife 🤔

Mike Johnson be like

They might not have to work so hard to defend the seat if they had served their constituents and upheld the Constitution

"You tell 'em, cabbage ... you've got a head."

I mean, after all, the best offense is a good defense.

Once Steiner counterattacks, everything will be alright.

Does he have to tell his son if he engages in mental masturbation as well?

How does that saying go again? "A good defence is a good offense." -or- "A good offence is a good defence." Because one conveys age old tactical wisdom, and the other is admitting you're running smear campaigns.

That's right, Mike, your redistricting may bite you in the ass.

I'd be ok with 1 Republican rep in both the House and Senate, but that's where I draw the line.

Mike is like, "C'mon! Everyone knows the best offense is a befuddled, scattershot defense."

Mike could end his squirming if for once in his life he would just be honest and admit he’s an empty suit and doesn’t know shit and she should interview his bosses: donors and Trump.

Defense, offense, who really knows what it means anyway?

Words are hard.

Offense and defense are totally the same, right?

"defend the seats" is defense, not offense, Mike.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmEM...

So the redistricting THEY forced did actually bite them in the bum?

He has sure aged. And to think about all of the vacation days he has had.

When My Johnson's around they all defend their seats.

On offense by playing defense. Got it, Pipsqueaker. Enjoy that lawn business. Make sure you go to church and pray to stay out of jail.

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't think we could be any more offensive than we already are, but I am sure willing to try.

Get ready to open your lawn care business.

If you're defending seats in deep red states, that is literally the opposite of being on offense.

The gerrymandering turned deep blue seats into tossups at the expense of turning deep red seats into tossups.

The best offense is a good defense they say

Defending isn't offense, dumbass.

I'm trying to remember where I heard the saying, "A good offense is a panicked defense..." Nope. I can't put a finger on it. Must be a Mike Johnson original.

LOL.

The best offense is a good defense.

It requires you to be everywhere? Is that why Paxton was partying it up in Dubai with 2 American fugitives? To ensure you’re everywhere?