David King

Seemingly the reason is that Farages underlings didn't realise it was a Monday. Let's hope they don't get the chance to govern if they don't even know what day of the week it is.

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I think we know what the 3am two thousand word rant will be about this time. Bill Maher will be relieved that someone else will be taking the heat.

They dislike handouts that much that they take them every time they are offered them.

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My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

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Best one yet.

Marco Rubio after he realized how much Donald Trump is into man-ass. #DonaldTrump #JonHusted

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I just cannot imagine a mother so full of hate for her own child that she chose the man who raped her 12-year-old daughter over her own kids then after her daughter made it through all that, the mother would pop up years later to once again try to knock her back down.

It turns out that spending your life mired in hate & grievance grinds you down and turns you into a victim. Good Morning.

Well in that case I’m having Death In Paradise as well. Addressing horrific rates of persistent homicide with all the gravity of trying to find out who nicked the choccy hobnobs

The Jackdaw Oil Field has been approved but it won't bring down fuel-prices at all. Who gets the job of breaking it to Kemi?

Jon Stewart to Matthew McConaughey:

I saw a review somewhere with the strap line “I couldn’t wait to put it down”… Made me roar!

YIKES -- Trump loses his shit at a reporter for the third time during this Q&A -- "Wait wait -- Quiet. Quiet!!!! What's wrong with you? Are you a SICK person?"

Trump is a fucking unhinged monster.

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Statement from Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL about Trump using the racist slur “shylock” to refer to aggressively usurious debt collectors:

Has Lee Anderson stopped doing those selfie walk to work videos? The ones where he used to start with "Ey up duck". I used to love watching them in the hope that he was concentrating so much on the video that he would walk into a lamppost and knock himself unconscious.

Why the USA can't afford anything.

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Two-Tier justice in Leeds. 😉

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Yup. And when are those people going to be challenged on it and held to account?

The slithering back to even vaguely positive or optimistic analyses of Trump’s second term after the abominations of January 6th cleared the way for today’s abject betrayal of the Ukrainian people. It’s astonishing how many public figures on both sides of the Atlantic are complicit in the crime.

Americans, please don’t worry about your child coming home from school a different sex. Worry about your child not coming home from school because they were shot to death.

If anybody needs a 'sort of lawyer'. I know someone who has some unexpected time on their hands.

🤣 "we will prosecute them". Like actual fuck. Bring it on Nige, you fucking ponce.