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watching WWDC against my better judgement and it's amazing that even Apple's AI bullshit boils down to "hey siri do my parenting for me" or "hey siri, i don't want to look at the texts i had with my wife and remember all the fun little interactions we have just pull this one thing out of it for me"

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I skipped it this year. I knew it would be just full of pointless AI features. Last time Apple bragged with the AI summary I was like "ok... I have to hate someone a LOT to ask an AI to summarize their messages instead of reading them." The contextual Siri was like "o hell nah my data is my data" ->

I won't let some stupid AI access and scrape my personal data just to save me 2 seconds of my life each day. The rest was even more pointless and asking AI for help with anything... I would rather ask my constantly drunk cousin. I believe that even his "output" has more quality than AIs.

god they are STILL talking about AI shit. all of this is a really convincing argument to never upgrade from my iphone 15 bc it doesn't support any of this garbage lmao

A lot of these features are running on a Gemini cloud wrapper so you'll basically just have to avoid updating your phone to not get them :/

"i can reframe this photo of my kids at a different angle because i wasn't happy with the first one i took" they're your fuckin kids bro!! why is looking at the exact moment you captured their joy not enough for you!! you are an adult man yet you think like a baby child!!

This sentence sums up the current industry and where all of these fucking companies are taking us imo. What do you mean we should think "I want to change my real souvenirs into slopified shit" it makes no fucking sense to do that???

its a really nice feeling to take a picture and not know if its what you wanted it to be for a while. an image thats messed up is still a memory you can recall at a moments notice ٩( 'ω' )و

The comment that he made where he basically said he wished he had spent more time "Framing the shot" instead of spending the time with his kids in that important moment. Just blew my mind.