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congratulations to hideo "funded by genocide" kojima on his new publishing deal

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i will never see the light of heaven because i hate paper straws with a burning passion but i feel no shame in slinging rocks down a couple layers of hell below me

also paper straws are suck-shit straws, they instantly become soggy and it's like you're drinking diet coke through a gnome's weeb daughter's slouch sock. or son's! either way, there's a sock issue

anyways despite sony allegorically unloading entire magazine drums into their feet for the last 10 years trying to fly i am sure whatever money they saved with this WILL fund the next fortnite. the game will payoff baby!!!!!!