Westmoreland, Aubrey F.

is the actual world series happening or is this like the semifinal

a cool thing about alcoholism is any time you're worried about having it, you can just drink a bunch of booze and then you don't worry about it for a while

[bleat]

using ai to design a plane that flaps its wings, the mighty ornislopter

Halloween season is here, and it's never too early for parents to start inspecting the candy their children consume. Be sure to look for the telltale signs that their treats may have been tampered with:

formula bun

unsolicited dick pics are a scourge and people who send them should be scourged but solicited dick pics are 🤌

Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

i got a bruise on my shoulder and idk how

when exposed to sunlight and sufficient nutrients, latino gangsters begin to multiply via a process called cholosynthesis...

boy dinner

My husband took some delightful Maus pictures.

"You can't block someone just for being annoying!" Those are actually the most important people to block

thinking about that one line in Extinction Level Event where Busta Rhymes says "when my squad come through at an astronomically large size"

RIP

Current mood

the side of my body where my liver lives hurts

Every single one is beautiful and perfect, but TIL about the "Fjord Mustang" and that's all I need:

why did Mister Potato Head take off his glasses before his skydive? because life isn't a spec tater sport

fruit by the foot of the poison tree

i got new shoelaces

treatment resistant clinical depression, you my only friend

i only have like nine hours of pl left at work

treadsgender

kiwis are BIG

i showed you my phlogiston please respond

they should install a little catapult so people can launch croissants and muffins at them

bluesky only has one kind of user

Hate when someone figures out my password and I have to rename my cat

the nissan creed

Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob closed the old Cheesecake Factory. So when Vivek Ramaswamy promised to legalize child rape, they finally had something to cheer about again. But then Obama said something elitist.

@swiftonsecurity.com for your water deionizer did you have to build a Thingy or did you just buy a device on the internet?