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again, conversion

Noticed a persistent, hacking cough, even though you’re perfectly healthy? You probably have Healthy Cough, the new type of cough developed especially and exclusively for people at the peak of health. Healthy Cough. “Oh, don’t worry about my Cough—it’s Healthy!”

Avery Edison

@averyedison.com

thank you to mr old painter for painting this yawning face so long ago that it’s now available for anyone to do something weird with. public domain forever

21/10/26, 11:29 pm0 reposts39 likes

Tempvs Frangit

@tempvsfrangit.bsky.social

I haven't even bothered with the common throat-clearing "Eh-hem", since a prolonged "heavy, prolonged sigh" is just as effective and also indicates a clear breath-way rather than any possible obstructions. Last time I coughed, had forgotten I cannot breathe hot paprika🌶️.