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again, conversion

Avery Edison@averyedison.com

Noticed a persistent, hacking cough, even though you’re perfectly healthy? You probably have Healthy Cough, the new type of cough developed especially and exclusively for people at the peak of health. Healthy Cough. “Oh, don’t worry about my Cough—it’s Healthy!”

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Finally! A cough for me!™ Warning: Healthy Cough is indistinguishable from bronchitis obliterans in every way up to and including death. Healthy Cough may just be COVID, long COVID, influenza or rhinovirus. Healthy Cough isn't fatal until it is.

thank you to mr old painter for painting this yawning face so long ago that it’s now available for anyone to do something weird with. public domain forever

I haven't even bothered with the common throat-clearing "Eh-hem", since a prolonged "heavy, prolonged sigh" is just as effective and also indicates a clear breath-way rather than any possible obstructions. Last time I coughed, had forgotten I cannot breathe hot paprika🌶️.