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thank you jason statham for continuing to make movies for me, personally the original has a scene in which a scammer tries to bribe statham with nfts and is immediately tied to a truck and driven off a bridge and there has never been anything more laser-targeted at me in my life

very important to me that we are refining our ageless bald action guy technology so that statham can be replaced when he finally gets too old, he is a load-bearing part of the film ecosystem