Micah

this remains, to me, the single most baffling thing that happens regularly I know it’s a power thing, but how the fuck are SO MANY dudes apparently sending unsolicited dick pictures 24/7 what is wrong with men

what is extra depressing is that this is so common that it’s clear “oh thank god this guy isn’t going to send me unsolicited dick pics” is a point that a lot of women reach with guys that should be worth zero points! that should be baseline!

this remains, to me, the single most baffling thing that happens regularly I know it’s a power thing, but how the fuck are SO MANY dudes apparently sending unsolicited dick pictures 24/7 what is wrong with men

honestly this just makes me nostalgic for the obama years, I kinda miss everyone constantly losing their minds over the stupidest bullshit imaginable rather than committing 47 front pages worth of crimes on a daily basis

let’s get mamdani out there in a tan suit we can retvrn

regardless of whether you think the polls are right, the polls are wrong in favor of republicans, the polls are wrong in favor of democrats, or you just want all of us to shut up about polls, I hope we can all agree on one thing show up and vote to put these dipshits in an electoral dumpster

at the end of the day the only thing that matters is that we have a big number and they don’t, let’s make it happen

we are all beautiful human submarines

this is something Dems can just hammer on for the next two years televised hearings every week about Epstein, Epstein, Epstein make the drumbeat so loud the media doesn’t have a choice in covering it

the reason a bunch of us think we might get a serious polling error in favor of dems this cycle is that a lot of polls, when you look at LV screens, are going “we think the shape of the electorate is going to look like 2022 or even redder in terms of who actually votes” does that sound credible?

you also see massive D numbers in the national general ballot because they aren’t beholden to any one specific race - “oh it’s D+11” is a lot less scary to put out when it’s not two specific senate candidates but, again, is it D+11 or is Michigan D+2? pick a lane!

the reason a bunch of us think we might get a serious polling error in favor of dems this cycle is that a lot of polls, when you look at LV screens, are going “we think the shape of the electorate is going to look like 2022 or even redder in terms of who actually votes” does that sound credible?

I think fundamentally what’s happening is that pollsters are terrified of underestimating Rs again and correctly think that underestimating Ds won’t matter as long as they get the topline result right (“I said D+2 and it was D+11” is a big miss but still counted as ‘they got it right’)

the reason a bunch of us think we might get a serious polling error in favor of dems this cycle is that a lot of polls, when you look at LV screens, are going “we think the shape of the electorate is going to look like 2022 or even redder in terms of who actually votes” does that sound credible?

like I just want you all to look at the early voting data, which - basically everywhere - shows massively larger D turnout - and tell me with a straight face this is going to look like a Biden midterm election look at the vibes, look at the approval rating, look at literally anything else

Marist with Jackson +2 on one of the most cooked LV screens I’ve ever seen as an FYI Dems have outvoted Rs more than 2:1 so far in early voting yeah I don’t think this bodes well for Collins

I’m sorry you can’t tell me RV is Jackson +9 and LV is Jackson +2 looking at that early vote be serious

bring back shame for being a huge fucking racist in public

perhaps a Brewers World Series title can fix what a Cubs title broke

the primary purpose of the department of justice now appears to be "repeated embarrassing failures to prosecute jim comey"