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i think it's really funny to imagine a guy who clearly planned out a professional level assassination to have started with the Our Leadership section of the company website

6/12/24, 3:30 am9 reposts322 likes

PlaceboMessiah

@placebomessiah.bsky.social

6 Dec 2024

Brian Thompson was a suicide, welcome to my Ted Talk

Writing D.C.M.

@writingdcm.bsky.social

7 Dec 2024

*writing down…ideas* uh huh yes I see *gets put on a list somewhere in the FBI*

spooky cannoli

@boner.ink

6 Dec 2024

looking up assassination on wikihow

hi their BOO!

@mikemay.bsky.social

6 Dec 2024

not all of us could afford to go to a big fancy assassination prep school okay

Buzz Kill

@buzzkillstl.bsky.social

In this economy?!

i went to the community college of assassination

🔞 just a creature

@cutecreature.bsky.social

6 Dec 2024

my parents told me you can't get a job with an assassin's degree 😔

Lex Fractal [they/them]

@its-lex-actually.bsky.social

6 Dec 2024

Obviously you’re supposed to check LinkedIn first