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Jamiroquai was extremely insightful about the future in his song "Virtual Insanity", bordering on prophetic. But he absolutely missed the mark when he claimed we would all "live underground".

Real art isn't meant to coddle you. It's also not meant to challenge your preconceptions or evoke an emotional response. It's meant to be annoying

any villainous character in Deadlock talking to Billy:

People talk about Bluesky users "being in a bubble" like it's a bad thing but the more I think about it the more I kinda like it? A protective bubble I could deploy for me and my friends sounds great. I wouldn't want to be in it all the time though, maybe if it had a 10 second cooldown and 650 HP?

I've decided I'm now immune to propaganda

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Give me your downloads. I'll validate them for you.

"Look here," said Toad. "Oh. Here, it says that you will die tonight", said Frog. "Yes," said Toad, "but I do not dread it. For it will be a good death. A righteous death. A worthwhile death."

"Fire Magic is no match for my Ice Magic! Now why don't you chill out?" -- The Ice Mage

apparently the answer to "who believes in Horoscopes" is former Yahoo CEO's

theres nothing quite like exerting a deleterious influence

im raiding yr temple for scrolls of wisdom bro an uhhh there arent any

i make cars fly too but uhhh we land pretty hard

I'm not sure I love DraftKing's newest motto, "Lay some semblance of claim to the chaos that has consumed your life by reveling in its destructive simulacrum!"

Hear me out: an extremely attractive woman but her hair is a little messy

me, at 11:35 AM: why didn't my 11:30 alarm go off me, 2 minutes ago as my phone warns me of an upcoming alarm in 30 minutes: oh

more like, bawl of doody: modumb borefair

I was not “quivering in fear” 😤quivering is how I power up my special attack

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

its called the "great man theory" of history because man, what a great theory

Basically I hope to have a dangerously parasocial relationship with every one of my followers, leading to their fierce undeserved loyalty and a kind of self inflicted neuroticism where any criticism of any aspect of myself becomes intolerable.

Deadlock tip: if you say enough things in chat like "do you think Graves would hang out in parks if her last name was Parks" you can get people on your own team mad at you

body horror-comedy

My debut album is a collection of my favorite songs

The best part about priors is never updating them

Yeah man why don't you and I clefairy says about it

Controversial opinion here. Like, this might piss some people off. Some people might get mad at me here. This is just my opinion, but I know a few of you won't appreciate it. I just have to get this off my chest. Just my 2 cents, as it were. I mean no offence here, but some things just have to be sa

People should let me run their campaigns. I wouldn't make the same old mistakes everyone else loves to make. I would make novel and exciting mistakes that people would study for decades.

boys will say “meet me at this marked location” and then have “pathing issues” and “despawn”

[thinking of a dastardly scheme]: "perhaps i could poison the well.. thoughts?" [my hunchback assisstant who is very similar the character Igor but is identifiably distinct]: "as your servant Ogir I should remind you that most people dont drink well water anymore.."

*generously salts you*

Good Christians would rather party rock than go to therapy

$100 is going viral

When looking for something, check the second to last place you're going to look at first. That way, the next place you look, there it is.