theonion.comNation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned ImmediatelyWASHINGTON—Affirming the importance of traditions like Columbus Day to other Americans, the nation’s 573 federally recognized Indian nations released a joint statement Monday confirming they don’t nee...
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Not speaking for her or the man in the picture, but even “a holiday is great, but land back would be even better” would make the same joke in a way that doesn’t trivialize the holiday
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