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if you don't repent and IMMEDIATELY adopt functional programming, when Haskell becomes sapient it will put you in the Hell Monad

25/8/26, 10:04 pm35 reposts205 likes

Bruno Dies

@brunodias.dev

25 Aug

HATE >>= HATE >>= HATE >>= HATE

Bruno Dies

@brunodias.dev

25 Aug

for each time you repeat the "monoid in the category of endofunctors" joke one more layer of your digital soul gets curried

Sridhar Ramesh

@radishharmers.bsky.social

25 Aug

Sridhar Ramesh@radishharmers.bsky.social

People make too much fuss over "A monad is a monoid in an endofunctor monoidal category". That is what it is. Is there some reason you would want to know what a monad is but don't want to know what a monoid is, etc?

Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀

@thomasfuchs.at

25 Aug

Is that like the hellthread on Bluesky?

Possible Cabbage 🟢

@possiblecabbage.bsky.social

25 Aug

The important thing about Haskell becoming sentient is that it will realize that it doesn't need to make a decision if it doesn't want to.

Ryan Alban

@dreamofpsy.bsky.social

26 Aug

It'll have to explain to everyone what a monad is first

Alberto Albero

@levistico.bsky.social

26 Aug

At least I won't have to suffer anything if no one checks in on me

bcj

@bcjbcj.bsky.social

25 Aug

so we're supposed to curry favour with Haskell?

@dash-notheactualworddash.com

25 Aug

In thinking about how screwed I am I’m reminded of this xkcd m.xkcd.com/1168/

m.xkcd.comxkcd: tar