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Under socialism a few people will have to be squeezed like accordions. This is the price of progress

Pretty sure I read an SF novel where the government had everybody genetically engineered to be *really* short (4'?) for that very reason. Haldeman's *The Forever War*?

Buddy, you’ve got a future in editorials.

My 5'4'' homies: This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

Doing my part by being 5’0”!

As a 6 foot 8er, I feel targetted. You are, however, completely right

The carbon footprint is out, the carbon tape measure is in.

My 6’5” self counterprotests with a sign that says “My height isn’t “right” and that’s alright!”

Just make sure you kill fitty men first

Looking forward to the shorties revolution. Finally won’t have to hem my pants

This is just Eugenics for Hobbits.

"They say now that people will be shorter in height They can fit twice as many on the same building site" -- Peter Gabriel

Interesting idea…. A world full of horse riders. That will eliminate pollution. I like it!

We need token tall people bc someone’s gotta be able to reach the top shelf for us at the store.

i'm getting leg shortening surgery

Finally something I’m winning at!