adonis (and cait)

would you believe me if I told you we brought Adonis home a year ago today? 🥺

you will never guess in a million years who this is about

it took three people to write this dogshit? embarrassing

I fussed at him for diving in front of my legs while I was walking and almost making me dump my boiling hot dinner all over him, but then I felt bad and gave him some mashed potatoes

it's wild how often you're watching dateline or whatever and the victim's coworkers say they knew something was wrong when they didn't show up on time for work, which is sooo unlike them. nobody's murdering us chronically late bitches bc they can't fucking find us

what is this????

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what is this????

him and his dollie

him and his dollie

excuse you what the fuck

I don't give a shit about any of these people I just want to post the Hila Klein tattoo because I laugh every single time I see it

excuse you what the fuck

Threads check

as soon as he realized I took this picture he started biting me

I got home and he made biscuits on me for like 5 full minutes

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

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this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life

me when i'm sweetie. me when im little baby sweetie angel and yet my mother is leaving

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as soon as he realized I took this picture he started biting me

Airbnb hosts stripped of their ability to make the people paying them also do a bunch of chores

anybody else just like... tired

I hate when I'm talking to somebody and I say "how are you?" and they say "can't complain". bitch yes you can! I do it all the time! watch, I'll do it right now

this is unbelievable

me when i'm sweetie. me when im little baby sweetie angel and yet my mother is leaving

Mr Cait has to go into the office today and someone is absolutely despondent

Mr Cait has to go into the office today and someone is absolutely despondent

anybody else just like... tired

Hahahahaha

got this great picture of my shower and absolutely nothing else

a new coworker asked me if I had kids yesterday and I said no and she was like "ah.. that's why you look so good every day"