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Tim Cook sucks large male horse appendages.

people should work until they finish the job

I'm just wondering if the new one will give golden trinkets to a random pedphile.

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Lol I agree, FUCK #APPLE!

I knew it !!

Core business model.

Yes, but look at Tesla now...We won't forget, or let them forget.

If you pick any 5 products you use I can find dirt on that company that goes far beyond anything Cook has done. Do you avoid all companies who’ve ever had to deal with Trump’s administration? If so, I’m guessing you live off-grid in a cabin. BTW, nice boat in your profile pic.

Did you even read the article? It essentially backs up what I said.

…announced manufacturing measures for assembly in the US, but these are trivial projects to meet Trumps “Made in America” doctrine and make Trump think they’re actually being manufacturing back. - They have repeatedly and continually fought government requests to access your data through back doors…

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The new CEO has fewer ports in the facial area. They had to remove the nostrils and middle ear to make the ears and nose slimmer.

Well, this new millionaire kiss Trump’s ass as much as the last CEO?

I proudly voted out Tim Cook from the APPLE Board at the stockholder vote recently. 👍🏻 Because Timmy ran to kiss Trump ass with gifts in 2025.

probably, also John Fortnite's cousin

Sorry, Apple, too little too late. Maybe insist that your next ceo doesn’t fellate king rapey in public!

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Oh no did that device get filled up with system data?

And then it began to refuse to update.

Literally laughed out loud. So true!

Such a "mystery" on how is that possible.

"It's just to preserve his battery"

I'm sure the new CEO will be as anti labor as the old one. He's probably on his way to DC with a gold bar for Trump.

Nah, more like over pays their cronyism/nepotism so they raise consumer prices.

This is how I learn there's a new apple ceo

nice ✅

bsky.app/profile/patr...

Apple has been accused of and proven to purposefully slow down older model systems when new ones release to gently "encourage" people to upgrade.

But, interestingly, they are not replacing with Tim Apple 2.0. Rather, they are introducing a new model, the affordable, colorful Tim Neo. Those Apple guys are so damn innovative.

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And will be bricked next month!

updates be like that sometimes.

I am using my old iPad until i can afford a new computer that will use Linux and has independent memory. Hint: it won’t be an apple product.

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Now only available between 9am and 1pm when he has to go home to recharge.

Apple has always been a terrible company

Bring back Johnny ive He needs help. He's now making magnetic jackets instead of magsafe chargers

Oh, one who did NOT donate money directly to Trump

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But I bet the former CEO model will still be supported.

Bestowing gold at the feet of the pedophile king who doesn't even know the guy's name like a subservient jester. Disgusting. Apple sucks.

Wonder why… perhaps because of his relationship with Trump? On something else?

Thats the one.

All American companies and shareholders of, may think carefully about their assets. Although, fuck 'em! Reap meet sow.

What gold excess will the new Apple CEO give to Trump as a sign of obsequious obeyance, I wonder?

We all know, that why in the EU it is forbidden and many people stopped buying apple products

"New Boss, same as the Old Boss" Oh Apple,

If he's hot to the touch, MOVE HIM OUTSIDE IMMEDIATELY: some older models have been known to overheat and combust, and the smell of burning Trump-bootlicker is even HARDER to get out of carpet and fabric than the stench of TrumPedo, himself, I've heard!

Did they announce a new buttplug form factor

Apple: the official device manufacturer for fascists.

I wonder if the Board asked Cokk to step down due to his Stepandfetchit Act.

"Trump .....to say he’s “always been a big fan” and that Cook was an “incredible guy” who had an “amazing career.” Trump also noted that their relationship began with a phone call from Tim who rang up Trump to “kiss my ass.” Hope it was a wet one Tim.

He damaged the brand with his sycophancy and supporting Israel and buying an Israeli company. So he can right fuck off.

Never ised shitty apple products and never will

😂Good Onion headliner

COOK IS A PIECE of SHIT.. and so is APPLE FOR HIRING SUCH A WANKER.

I imagine his memory will start to fail as well.