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O q ela fez pela PAZ? Brigou com um inimigo do EUA. 😂

Reassuring to see the right person win the Nobel Peace Prize for the right reason! I can imagine there is an outbreak of ketchup redecorating going on in one house. All the more reason that the right person won! @gtconway3d

“So unfair,Everyone came to me and said Sir….. That is so unfair,we have never seen anything so unfair as this unfair thing.Everyone on the entire planet is talking about it.I am cancelling this left wing Nobel hate award as from now.So unfair and nasty..Thank you for your attention to this matter”

Much deserved! Sorry Trump, maybe stop being a autocratic fucktard and you'll get it next year.

Ooh boy someone in the White House is going to be more sour than usually 😊

Trump stopped wars all over the world for absolutely nothing, which is what war is good for.

Do we have any footage yet of Trump claiming he never wanted one anyway, with tear-filled eyes?

The good thing for the Nobel price is that Norway is so stinking rich that they cannot be bothered by economic backfiring threads of any retarded regime, including the USA.

Wie gaat mee in mijn voorstel voor een " Prick of thr year price" door het Nobelprijs comité?

Norway just gave Donald the middle finger...

BBC analyst take: Maria Corina Machado is someone the Trump administration has voiced strong support for. The announcement of the winner included more wide-ranging comments on the rise of authoritarianism that some would interpret to include current events and trends within USA.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Weird, I have just received a press release from the White House demanding that Maria Conchita Alonzo be prosecuted for fraud

Cue Trumps rant in 3… 2…

shame

Good to see someone receive this that is fighting for her country and people and not attempting to destroy it. On that basis she deserves the peace prize.

Machado is who AOC will be in 2029 if we stay in this path.

The announcement of the Nobel peace prize is remarkable because you can notice the incredible accusations brought against Trump. Just replace "Maduro" with trump and you can see. F*** authoritarians and Congratulations to all Democracy fighters ! Chose your camp wisely.

If I’m a fisherman in Venezuela or Norway…I’m staying home today

Jørgen Watne Frydnes

This is truly the middle finger to the orange turd!!! 😂

The meltdown from Cankles McGee is going to produce meme material for ages. Or perhaps this is what causes the stroke that does him in?

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 See you later escalator, in a while pedophile….

The problem is how do we know the difference if he’s had a stroke or not

We can hope 🤞

Congratulations!!! Democracy is the winner 🏆 Trump is the loser!!!

Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado of Venezuela on winning the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize. Listening to the many reasons given, she is the EXACT OPPOSITE of our wannabe contender. He's probably complaining on Truth Social right now. LMAO

Awarded for all the reasons that Trump isn't. Self promotion of such a prestigious award really shouldn't be on.

She deserves it! Congrats!

BREAKING NEWS: Norway braces itself for the imposition of 2500% tariffs on salmon and king crab by the US, immigration bans (despite being white), the bombing of Norwegian fishing boats and the deportation of several million Norwegian Americans....

Congrats!!!!!

I love how they elegantly kicked Trump in the balls without mentioning his name, not one single time. If only CNN would do the same, you are being distracted from Ukraine and the Epstein files by smoke and mirrors (Israel/Gaza). Good puppies you are. 🙄😎

I wonder who's gonna translate the committees reasoning to him???

That is hilarious. He will not be a happy chappy. 😆

That speech about dictators was the perfect finger up at Trump.

I'm sure she's loved up North

Great news. The sight of Trump flogging himself in public to get the prize was an embarrassing spectacle. Oblivious to the fact he is akin to an arsonist who burns the place to the ground and after observing the smouldering ashes phones the fire service and then wants credit for it.

The words of the actual announcement are so inspiring, worth reading or listening to if you can find them online. It listed her many actions qualifying her for the prize and how democracy is essential for peace. ( Made it obvious that Mr T was nowhere close to a winner in this category.)

As long as felon Trump never gets one. Looks like all Americans of good conscience need to contact the committee and remind them felon Trump cut off funding for food for starving children worldwide. No person of peace does that!!!

He lost to a Latina. Yay

Maria Corina Machado received the Nobel Prize for her efforts towards democracy. Donald Trump did not receive the Nobel Prize because of his efforts to destroy democracy. In short, I could just kiss the Nobel Prize Committee! Looking forward to MAGA clutching their pears...

Congrats Maria. The good thing about the Nobel price is that Norway is so stinking rich that it cannot be bothered by retaliation threads from any party. (Read Trump)+

Suck it, Donald!

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Trump's gonna bomb Venezuela now

The subtext is amazing....

Orange Pedo's doctor today: - Your blood pressure is kinda high!

Who doesn't send the military against her own people, doesn't bomb boats with civilians, doesn't threaten Canada, Denmark (greenland), Panama, venezuela, mexico and colombia. Who fights for democracy instead of going full fascist.

Excellent choise 💐

Uh-oh, Maria is probably going to be charged by the DOJ for mortgage fraud. Lol

Hey Orange Menace, this is how you do it! Well Done!

Trump meltdown in 3,2,1

Borowitz has been brutally funny about Trump's peace prize ambitions.

Norwegian people please look over your shoulder this weekend,Clown Donald will not be happy. Luckily on Monday he has no idea what happened so relax again

Glad this went to a person who actually deserves it! I am sure Donald Dump is infuriated he lost to a strong Latina woman, who also happens to be Venezuelan fighting for democracy, while back in the United States they are trying to silence anyone who gets in the way of a complete dictatorship.

He will never get it Trump is too evil and he’s not a defender of democracy..that Gaza peace process will fall apart soon…

He begged for it. Like a dog. 😆

Given trumpf a photocopy of the diploma or we are all screwed. Good luck everyone.

Norway, better get ready for sanctions, tariffs, restrictions, maybe an invasión. The american idiot will seek revenge.

2000% Tarrifs incoming for Dynamite. 😂😂