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Your sister says you're scum. Can't get a better reference than that.

Yeah and I just Parted the Red Sea

In 2012, Robin Williams warned us about Trump’s ownership of pageants like Miss America and Miss Universe, comparing it to Michael Vick owning pet stores: “It’s a catch-and-release program.” We should have listened to Robin.

Well, Trump’s fat ass looks like a pile of shit

And he didn’t receive a Nobel Peace Prize for that?! For shame!

Can he do simple addition too?

Trump: "The first one is they show you a lion, a bear, a snake, and a giraffe. And they say, 'Which one is the giraffe?' I got a perfect score."

FSU was robbed! That is all.

Just got back from the No Kings Rally in Tallahassee

Trump and First Lady Natalie Harp on Air Force One

I’ll probably burn in hell for posting this but…..

There you have it. Archie Bunker would’ve been proud

Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"

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The "F*ck Lane Kiffin" chants get started early on 'College GameDay' in Oxford ahead of LSU-Ole Miss.

Kash Patel just testified that the FBI has changed its standards, and will not hire anyone who’s engaged in bestiality. Have you ever taken a close look at MAGAts?!! That could be a tough call to make.

y’all are bad

Al Franken said it best.

They put a Trump statue in a garbage bin in Dublin. ☘️

🚨BACKFIRE: James Talarico’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live! has now surpassed 4.5 MILLION views on YouTube after Trump’s FCC pressured Kimmel not to air it on broadcast television.

OMG!

😂😂😂 he’s not wrong

Warming up the same leftovers that tasted like shit when you cooked them the first time won't make them taste any better the 20th time.

Rest in peace, Dolly

A saint like Dolly Parton dies. And a demon like Donald Trump lives. If there is a God, he doesn’t like us. 😢

Donald Trump posted a graphic targeting Abdul El-Sayed and his wife, comparing them to him and Melania with the caption “Two Very Different America’s.” Here’s how El-Sayed flipped it right back on him live on CNN:

AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins

Poor Jeanine Pirro. It’s always sad when a vicious liar loses their job because they unscrupulously tried to ruin the life of an innocent American hero to appease the most repellent man in America. Drink up, sweetie.

LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children.

Pirro should be disbarred. Burgum should be fired. Trump should be impeached. And they all should be criminally charged.

Take a moment & enjoy.👇

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

💥☠️💥☠️💥☠️💥☠️💥☠️💥☠️ #releasetheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinFiles

Joe Rogan is what'd happen if Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd got into a transporter accident.

It is indeed historic, as it’s the first time a Trumpist has gotten anyone wet.

CBS is dead to me!

This is the raving of a delusional man who is unfit and unable to discharge the duties of his office. Every member of his cabinet and Congress who choose to look the other way or deny the danger are complicit.

😂😂😂

Epstein distraction

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

Okay, who did this? 🤣🤣

My cat does this too when I talk about policies

Best to not wear this colour trousers when on TV.