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He should be happy with the FIFA Peace Prize.

Let’s hope Trump can still handle the signing. Waving that giant black Sharpie takes serious physical stamina.

Market manipulation with no plan for this out of control moment, other than constant lies that the media hoovers up like brainmushed mimeograph machines, and reports without context or history.

So after all the bombing the best Trump can come up with is an agreement to open the straight of Hormuz (which was open before he attacked Iran) and all he gets is an agreement to discuss Iran’s nuclear program (which they were doing before he attacked Iran) or am I missing something

So, there is no deal.

Once again looking forward to tentatively opening talks about tentatively opening the strait once anybody with authority agrees to any of this being true

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 what nuclear program??? 🤡🤡🤡

This is complete garbage and you know it. You are an embarrassment pushing out Trump propaganda that you know is false. Utterly shameful.

Oh boy!! We have agreed to get back to something a little worse than where we were before spending $ billions, losing brave men and women and faking the downing of a plane behind enemy lines. Such a victory like no other.

mr ‘art of deal’ trying to get some things back close to where they were before he fucked everything up for the entire world.

wake me when it’s open, okay?

I'd imagine Israel would also like a word.

Hey CNN: Have you heard of this old author Aesop? I think it's time you read his stuff. read.gov/aesop/043.html

Omg- do you think he’s still trying to go for the Nobel peace prize?

"but Trump must still sign off" Then it's not a deal!!

For a country without any cards Iran seems to be playing an awful lot of cards.

Surrender, you draft dodging bitch!

Desperado can’t wait to scribble off on it

Sounds legit

You know what, I'll wait for Iran to confirm any and all of this.

youtu.be/UE8yMWW0A4c?...

Why are you so bad at this?

Wait what?

He ain't signin' off on nuthin'! See? I can report more accurate news than you.

Sources say... this is stenography, not journalism.

Oh look the dumbfucks at CNN still have their heads so far up Trump's ass. When are you fucking clowns going to learn that any deal Trump makes isn't worth the paper it was written on? Do some real fucking reporting you hacks.

Lindsey Graham wants to change the Nobel Peace Prize to Trump Prize. He's got his head rammed so far up Donald's ass, his memory is blocked. MAY 3RD 2016 "IF WE NOMINATE TRUMP, WE WILL GET DESTROYED AND WE WILL DESERVE IT." -LINDSEY GRAHAM asshole

This is great, for him. Do you think he’ll be able to resist scuppering it to make oil futures move again? Do you think he doesn’t have the arrogance to think he can fix it later to profit now?

Give it a few hours until the Iranian government releases the statement “We never said that.”

Every day the media diligently repeats trump's lies about a new ceasefire, usually while bombs are falling. It's beyond parody. I wonder if there's any adults out there who take any of this reporting seriously.

At least someone has stopped him from constantly tweeting rediculous nonsense about this war and blowing up negotiations. Whoever has his iPhone, please keep it from him before he fucks this all up again!

They haven’t reached jack shit. The credulity of your “journalism” sounds like the sycophancy of a Trump cabinet meeting. Act like you went to school or something.

So then, not a deal.

So absolutely no deal then? Stop reporting obviously false information. There is NO DEAL. There is also not a CEASEFIRE.

No, they didn't. And you know they didn't. These "sources" in "sources say" have been utterly irrelevant for what's happening in the White House.

Someone better let him know and wake him up.

They have reached a deal to keep talking. Another great deal by Trump LOL

No matter what new deal he negotiates, he will never be able to restore the status quo that Obama established. But lives where lost, billions too, and the world is more and more worried about the madman at the WH.

Open with a toll to be collected by Iran?