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Solo el Pueblo Salva al Pueblo

“I have a terrific headache,” were allegedly the last words of FDR.

Every DOJ employee still collecting a paycheck at this moment needs to be chained to an ICE agent by each wrist, and three by three dumped into the Pacific Ocean during Great White mating season. Fuck all these shitbags.

When the PAC-12 imploded, the B1G hired the refuse. You know it’s true.

There is no decent person in the Republican party.

I have not missed many games at Autzen the last several years, but that one was worth missing.

As an Oregon fan, I just want to say, if LSU can’t beat McNeese St 84–0, that’s an LSU problem.

There was a POTUS flight restriction announced for San Francisco on Wednesday afternoon and overnight in Las Vegas into Thursday. Both just cancelled. Let’s see what that piece of shit is up to that required a late cancellation of a rare West Coast excursion.

8 was absolutely not “in the area.”

Fuck Desman Stephens.

Well, at least they figured out how Mitch could continue representing the humans of Kentucky. He beeps once for "Aye" and twice for "Nay".

Liberals say the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our democracy. They’re wrong— the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our republic.

I wouldn’t eat this shit even if it were boiled into submission. I can’t believe Safeway even offers it for sale.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

1) Tribunals. 2) Hangings. 3) Expropriations. JFC.

I’m not sure what makes it more difficult to understand Jay Clayton. Is it Donald Trump’s dick in his mouth, or Jon Ossoff’s boot in his ass?

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

This is absolutely miserable and I'm having a wonderful time

If Rhino Pipeliner 5000 (w custom flag blue tint) is indeed what they're applying, in around 5 years it'll be delaminating and peeling up in massive slimy sheets. So a perfect future metaphor for the Trump years inB4 capitol scum pond liner delamination

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Dude HAS quit writing. He just doesn’t realize it yet.

PIGS: Move back. PRESS: how far back? PIGS: Back. Fucking pigs.

Periodic spasms of political violence and copious amounts of narcotics bsky.app/profile/tras...

Some background for anyone who has a hard time believing this can be real. www.cnn.com/2020/10/17/p...

Being a Democratic member of the House in the 119th Congress is 18 times more dangerous than working in logging based on fatality rates.

There’s some striking similarities between Führerprinzip and unitary executive theory in that they are the same

Five minutes ago, our aircraft crossed into Canadian airspace. All y’all try to hold things together until I get back.

When conservatives go on Facebook, are they force fed a diet of radical left wing garbage calculated to make them angry, or is Facebook truly just an echo chamber for the dumbest most gullible people in America?

I can’t wait for the finale of the Final Destination franchise where all of these evil clowns die in horrible, grotesque, and very clever ways perfectly tailored to their unique shittiness as human beings.

Warren might as well have endorsed Susan Collins. Platner stans obviously have no standards at all. Only sunk costs and stupid pride.

STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR lll, AND WE HAVE THE MOST INCOMPETENT “LEADERS”IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!! 3/7/2026

Q: Ms Bondi, when Donald Trump shoved your head in his crotch, did you bite his dick? BONDI: Wha–? Q: Ms Bondi, is it your testimony that a 13-year-old girl had more courage and self-respect than you do?

R.I.P. Dick Nutting R.I.P. Bill Nuttall mymotherlode.com/news/local/1... 🤯

When someone claims to be a Patriot, it’s reasonable to suggest they fuck off.

Elon is taking on Stanford at Stanford Stadium on October 17. Homecoming. I expect the Stanford Tree to set fire to a Cybertruck at midfield.

Motherfuckers.

By the Nuremberg standard, there are at least two dozen officials of this administration who deserve to die at the end of a rope. Amen.

Pretty much every chump who ever swore an oath to defend the Constitution against “enemies domestic” had no clue what they were signing up for. And fuck them if they don’t do it right fucking now.

Hypothetically, if you had to pull your kids out of school and flee the city for your family’s safety, would you head to Fargo or Des Moines?