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Now all we need is find a way to mask the high pitch sound of electric motors, which usually announce the presence of a robot/drone audibly.

*Baphomet

Well yeah. When it determines the trespasser has met my criteria in KILL.md, it will have to do what is nessecary

No, in the same way that, I assume, the "torso" didn't have to be at the "front". So these feel like they are marketing-led decisions more than anything else....

I love thinking about it bonking its head on the door frame

I want to introduce it, without warning, during a night shift at one of my employer's warehouses

it might fall over on a child or startle a kitten. do they come in tuti fruiti livery? what about polkadots??? no fingers or toes, is this another musk designed non-product?

Awesome!

What the hell..?!?! I was sure it was satirical thing, but it isn't. That web site is something else. Why not give it a chainsaw? People will love that!

Based on their website, that seems like a serious possibility

You'd hope so ... but then it should be in some kind of safety based colour scheme of black and yellow, whereas there design choices seem to be much more "We have created the Chainsaw Centaur from the book 'Don't Create The Chainsaw Centaur'" ?

the creatures who torment me in my dreams want to express their gratitude for your assistance