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OH SON OF A BITCH I WANTED A T-REX AS A PET

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At least let me have a pet Archaeopteryx!!

bro when is www.csb.gov gonna get on bluesky?

This is glorious. Unfortunately I'm in the UK and you're not the boss of me so we're getting a time machine on AliExpress for our 6yo.

Come on let a kid pat a triceratops before we become extinct

OH MY GOOD LORD YOU'RE ON BSKY YEEEESSSS

Bogus

What stuff is for kids nowadays?

yes it's in the Constitution it says "fuck yeah dude give guns to kids"

...The only problem is I didn't keep the receipt....

Baby never to be seen or heard from again omg 🦖

Time travel is for everyone

Counterpoint: Time Bandits

There goes my plans

What about a gift that Rolls down stairs/ Alone, or in pairs/ And over your neighbor’s dog/ It’s great for a snack/ It fits on your back/

youtu.be/veMiNQifZcM?...

Thank you for this timely warning—as kids brother got ahold of my stepdad’s Time Machine and gave himself a non-spatial contusion. Now he’s convinced that he works for the Dutch East India company. Every year he gifts mom tulips and insists they’re an investment.

Ok. I understood the one saying "don't give power tools to kids." But this is too far.

Time Travel if for Life not just Christmas.

Am I the only one that thinks the government having to remind parents NOT to by harmful stuff for their kids is, just, so late 2024?

Okay, but are you sure? The timeline could be *hilarious*