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We just skip the tree and set an old coffee can full of gasoline in the middle of the room for the season.

Is this a threat?!

ahem - there's supposed to be a cookie involved

Horaaayyyyy! ❤️

social media managers everywhere rejoice

I love you, social media admin for USCPSC.

It makes me very happy to still see "hack the gibson" being used

Dance party! youtu.be/Wr_wFh46V7I

Awwww nuts.

Where's the Onion when you need hard-hitting reports on consumer safety?

I've been using Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.

That's dark

I’d forgotten it was the time of year for this! Definitely feels like December now. (And no, I don’t have a Christmas tree, but every time I tell somebody their tree is lovely, I follow it with a reminder to keep it watered. I may not be fun at Christmas parties, but nobody’s dying on my watch.)

thank you for the reminder!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoM2...

That poor squirrel, made homeless by the destruction of her home while she was out shopping for gifts.🎄🐿️ #sqrlpix bsky.app/profile/cpsc...

AND WHERE WAS ROHAN WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER

I went the Simpsons shitpost route, I’ve only read The Hobbit but I’m working on it!

@cpsc.gov going to add safety shitpost protector to my bio here 😂

I want a job burning down doll houses. Where do I apply?

this account was the best one I followed on the other site and I'm so glad you're here