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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

We're going to have to film our response PSA in a bathroom aren't we.

NE Ohio Regional Sewer District@neorsd.org

don’t become a @cpsc.gov statistic this long holiday weekend.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

This is going to be really difficult as we are not a real person.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

Oh, yeah. Sorry, to our new followers, when we launched on Bluesky we were very explicit about being a government agency and not doing the thing where we tried to establish hollow parasocial relationships with our followers like we were a real person.

3/7/25, 1:34 am16 reposts426 likes

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

Frankly, the success on that front has been pretty limited. You're just all so loveable.

U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

No, see. You're falling for it. Don't fall for it!

@grumpapotamus.bsky.social

oops too late.

Jsaysyay (James)

@jsaysyay.bsky.social

unfortunately i already consider you and the iconic MERL to be very much definitely people i love to see posts from lol

wharf (she/her)

@nomanswharf.bsky.social

oh stawppp :3c

@green-squirrel.bsky.social

I formed a parasocial relationship with your alt text. I'm sorry.

Your Pal in Ypsi

@ypsidoodle.bsky.social

No big deal, that's just another Photoshop challenge for you.

I assume every single member of the CPSC takes turns writing these posts, therefore befriending all of you over time is a valid option.

Amie 📺🦛🛼

@amiewatchestv.bsky.social

I assume the entire CPSC is Handsome Ron, the Safety Eagle, and some raccoon taking turns posting.

Alexandra Samios

@xanboni.bsky.social

Too late. I'm past parasocial and comtemplating moving into stalker. Wait, did I say that out loud?