Finn

Finn

@green-squirrel.bsky.social

I am a human ellipse. 💬 they/them ace nonbinary collared shirts art atheist potato Less a snowflake and more a scattering of harmless yet annoying hail.

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Tag your 2026 self. I'm smiling dumpling filled with multicolored water beads and massacred by scissors. *But for real. I purchased a brand new brand name dumpling blind box (for discount) to see what the hub bub was all about. It was immediately leaking. Be careful, folks!

Squishy toys with water beads can be dangerous. Never heat squishy toys in the microwave and keep them out of hot cars.

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It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

So, Green, how are YOU dealing with the horror of the world these days? Glad you asked, imaginary follower! I'm watching obnoxious amounts of blind box videos! Pictures of those purchases so I can be validated for my diligent consumerism in this capitalist society: A THREAD!!!

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I never thought I'd own a Fuggler. But having misaligned teeth, representation is slim. So, these little dental hygienist nightmares might just be the representation I've always needed. This is basically me. (Read: "He's just like me, for real!") This dude lives in my car, violently swinging.

I do not plan to buy anything else. I still haven't unpacked my entire apartment (and it's been over 6 months). I know I have tchotchkes in there. But man those Baby Threes are giving big dopamine vibes!

So, Green, how are YOU dealing with the horror of the world these days? Glad you asked, imaginary follower! I'm watching obnoxious amounts of blind box videos! Pictures of those purchases so I can be validated for my diligent consumerism in this capitalist society: A THREAD!!!

Technically, the only blind box I've bought was from Five Below. A series of farting animals. It made me laugh out loud. I've been haunting Five Below like a sad bean seeking colorful plastics to make me happy. He's called "Cheeky" on the box. Need to rename...

These are all going to be from Five Below, btw. Not a sponsor. The only thing that's sponsoring me is working retail during late-stage Capitalism (which I'm told is not the best stage).

Inspired by the unhealthy amount of unboxing video's I've been viewing on YouTube and whatever my mind was doing after midnight last night. I'm not really happy with this, but I'm happy I did it! #TrueRefDT016

TrueRef by Abbey Esparza@trueref.bsky.social

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This is genuinely bizarre because when I realized it was gonna be a new month, this meme popped up in my head. Then I played out a scenario in my head where Justin just keeps saying it over and over again and finally gets upset because he has a speech impediment and everyone's being mean.

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social

Reposting for thread. Also, Taco Bell (restaurant) investigated and started discontinuing usage before the news article even came out. Taylor Farms is the man behind the curtain on this one, folks. Taco Bell speeds you up, Taylor Farms makes you a dehydrated torpedo*. *new combo name?

Taco Bell Quarterly@tacobellquarterly.org

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

Most popular heterological word is 'phonetic'. (fuh-NET-ik)

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com

The opposite is a heterological word. For example, ‘palindrome’ is not a palindrome. -monosyllabic (has more than one syllable) -verb (is a noun) -French (is an English word)

I see you, man, quoting some Mary Oliver up on the taco account. Can't let this one slide. The grasshopper is so disappointed.

Taco Bell Quarterly@tacobellquarterly.org

You should get a typewriter and learn how to manually set the margins. What else are you going to do with your one precious life? Keep scrolling through videos?

AND! There is something to be said for reading your work like others will read your work (if you're publishing physical copies). It hits different. And it's why I bemoan my lack of printer and lack of motivation to get one... Signed, An Elder Millennial.

Taco Bell Quarterly@tacobellquarterly.org

Learning this is a boomer take because some people do write on their phones, but wait until I tell you kids about printing the whole thing out and editing it by hand like you live in the 1800s because that shit works. Grab a candle and a quill if you want to do this right

CC: @tacobellquarterly.org Like, I know you're not affiliated. But this is writerly inspiration as heck.

Gory Thing@korybing.bsky.social

Now that we’re all thinking about space, does anyone remember in 2001 when space station Mir was gonna fall out of orbit so Taco Bell put a buoy in the ocean and if Mir hit it everyone in America would win a free taco? Because I remember. www.theguardian.com/media/2001/m...

Spent a few minutes this evening on the balcony of my new apartment with a cup of tea and turned on my radio so I could hear it from inside on the other side of the screen door. #tdov 1/3

The orchestra played "There's a Place for Us" as I looked out through the trees in the woods behind my apartment at the light of the waxing full moon broken up by the silhouette of the limbs and leaves. #tdov 2/3

So my trans ass takes that as a good fucking sign because there's no reason to think otherwise. Let this be your sign to accept a little hope as we sit in the valley between our past and future protected and surrounded in love like the pollen that lingers here in valley I reside. #tdov 3/3

Oh, man. This is such a good point. cc: @glitchprod.com

Spring Sketches@springsketches.bsky.social

Glitch, I want this mug. How dare you dangle this in front of me without giving me the opportunity to officially buy it (but if there’s anyone selling on Etsy…I wouldn’t mind getting it) #TADC #theamazingdigitalcircus

CW: weight discussion I need you to know that fatphobia is killing people. I need you to know that judging bodies hurts everyone of every natural weight deposit. I need you to know that being thin is not being healthy and being fat is not being unhealthy. I need you to know that you are loved.

Space Cases character designers setting down this trend with Catalina back in the day. cc: @jewelstaite.bsky.social

NPR@npr.org

The gold medal-winning figure skater came to the Milano Cortina winter games with a distinctive "raccoon" hairstyle — alternating rings of dark and light hair. Now, fans are following her lead. n.pr/40fx6AG

Was watching a podcast on YouTube. (Oh the irony.) And dude said his therapist asked him if he wanted a life where everything was easy, handed to him. He was like...no, actually. That wouldn't be fun. ✋🏻-raising my hand. I'll take that. I'm good without struggle. I thrive in uneventful!

Thor's day. The god of lightning and pectoral muscles gave me a pretty tumultuous day today. Friends in a bad accident. Taking cat to vet. Road to new apartment impeded by worker's comp. Who needs safety and security when you can have anxiety? My chest is on fire. Pectoral muscles indeed.

"Queer" culture, or is it just considered culture here because everyone is accepted? Not ignoring that obviously we're borrowing from current queer culture, but I'd like to think it doesn't matter in the future. Or some enlightened shit like that.

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*feeds it a twinkie* Good website. *pats its head*

Lillikoifish@lillikoifish.bsky.social

tumblr was only gone for an hour and it caused so much distress we will never be able to let go that website is literally a cockroach

Heh. Wouldn't it be funny if we crashed bsky because everyone was on here posting about Tumblr being down? Wouldn't that be funny? WOULDN'T it? HAHAHA. #Tumblr #BlueskyYourNext #ThisIsJustTheWayOfTheWorld

I tried to look on Tumblr to figure out why Tumblr wasn't working is so real. This is the most I've ever posted on bsky in a day, btw.

🐾✨SparkleWolfGlitch🐾✨@sparklewolfglitch.bsky.social

I can’t open my Tumblr!!! What’s wrong with Tumblr. I tried to look on Tumblr but it doesn’t work because it’s error problems. I really hope they fix it. #SparkleWolfSpeaks

I've never felt so seen on social media as posting Tumblr's status with gifs into my bsky. People are really searching that tag, hunh? But really. I need my safe creative kink space back, please. I'll gladly go back to being invisible. #SoManyUnsavedKinkFics #MostOfMyLibrary #Tumblr