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THIS IS FROM THE NAZI BABY RAPE GOVERNMENT? DEAD KIDS DONT GET FUCKED!

He's making a stop at Mar-A-Lago first....

Sparky is the smartest one here.

You mean bouncy castle season

Sparky knows what's up, be like Sparky

This is how Bounce House Princess died. 🙏🪦

This ad is so fucking stupid aside from all the reasons I hate Trump. I actually really fucking hate this ad. Please don’t use my tax money on stupid shit like this! Enough!

This is very general guidance. More specific guidance should come with each bounce house based on its size. Generally, if the wind is blowing that fast, you should take down the bounce house.

Exactly. Ours must have crenellations and ideally a moat.

there are bouncy cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Well, Bouncy Castle sounds like the plot of Saltburn

If you're Amish

Not sure requiring a bounce house to be manned 24/7 is a sustainable system.

What if I WANT to fly in a bouncy house, though? What then? I don’t think it would fly very far with me in it — I’m pretty heavy — but it looks like fun. Maybe add a ladder somewhere for good measure.