Emily (spooky)

great example of why thrifting just aint what it used to be for many of us 🙃

Just realized I haven’t been getting political fundraiser texts this cycle, which leads me to wonder whether ActBlue thinks I’m dead, or just has access to my account balance.

Don't forget the Cheesecake Factory owner built a cult compound to last for 700 years in order to welcome the return of Meher Baba, the Sufism Reoriented guru and inspiration for the song "Baba O'Reilly" The House Of Worship The Cheesecake Factory Built | The FADER share.google/HcHXc1OXPeg8...

There are only two explanations for the NYT's habit of presenting GOP operatives and donors as true swing voters: 1. Their reporters and editors are somehow incapable of running a simple Google searches, showing just a staggering level of journalistic incompetence 2. They want to the GOP to win

I think the lesson from Lula is not never talk about the opposition; it's articulate a positive vision that's basically, We Can Just Do Things. That's why Mamdani-ism is so popular - voters have an intrinsic sense that their electeds have agency they're not using

I spent 42 years teaching myself how to fake being neurotypical and now it feels like no one else is even bothering and I don't know how to function anymore.

Colossally unfortunate sponsorship placement here for Delish.

you do have the ability to block someone from your heart and mind in addition to your social media accounts this is why i never consider either will whats his face or matt whatever the fuck who are they i don’t know i pay them no mind

Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

Why RFK Jr. is planning an attack on a little-known vaccine program: to increase vaccine costs, benefit lawyers at the expense of claimants, and drive vaccines companies out of the market with frivolous lawsuits. wapo.st/4zfrnKU via Ross Marchand, @postopinions.bsky.social

disability is not real to them. its just an uno reverse card

“All news is bad for Democrats.”

This headline structure is literally the joke format we use to make fun of people like this

The video games industry works by laying off employees. Any video games produced are only an incidental side-effect

for sale: baby shoes, never worn. im an adult man i dont know why i thought theyd fit

🎃 Trick or treat! We’ve got some utility inspired tricks & treats up our sleeves. 👻 First up: a TRICK! Expired medicine may seem scary, but flushing it down the drain is a no-no. 🚫💊 Instead, drop it off at a medicine collection kiosk near you: https://www.sfenvironment.org/safe-medicine-disposal

First day of Halloween Week. I used to dress as a black cat every year in elementary school, cause the outfit was comfortable.

Hearing health care premiums went up 5% sounds bad- but when you see employers passing almost all of it onto employees and that means the actually amount employees pay is going up 16% for individuals and 9.1% for family coverage - it's catastrophic

Career Experts Advise Job Applicants To Send Interviewer Follow-Up Blackmail https://theonion.com/career-experts-advise-job-applicants-to-send-interviewer-follow-up-blackmail/

hello, SPOTLIGHT? please figure out why my phone isn't working

The wildest one of these I got was a three PDF "press release" rollout from someone who said his ChatGPT sometimes got something wrong and that OpenAI didn't respond to his support ticket and fashioned himself as a kind of big tech whistleblower

In the last few weeks i've been bombarded with emails from people who have minor tech support problems. ChatGPT is telling them to email me, writing their emails, and compiling "evidence packets" after convincing them they have stumbled on a major story: www.404media.co/chatgpt-keep...

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

pre-industrial people sometimes called the middle of the night waking period “the watch” and idk that feels kind of badass

An autistic man’s ADHD is threatening to take over and turn him evil, it has been rumoured.

in ohio this is basically like being shunned

not the plain dealer too lmao

In America you can call everyone from Somalia “low IQ” and imply that every Muslim is a terrorist and the media will just shrug its shoulders, but come after the decor of the Cheesecake Factory and they will come for you.

Sports is not fair by design. That's the best part of sports. Football would be dull if everyone was the same height, weight, ran the same top speed, and had all the same skills and reaction speeds. The rules just make sure there's a basic foundation and provide limits that can be helpful.

Jujube is curled up on her heated blanket half way across the bed from me. I miss her. Sometimes I’m not sure if she’s being snuggly because she loves me or if she’s just cold 😂

Lula Goes HARD

abdul is one of the best new talents when it comes to eating a frame frame: without ICE, who enforces immigration law? wrong: ICE is going rogue and must be reformed right: RWers scapegoat immigrants b/c they have nothing to offer, and they've built up ICE to act as an expression of that cruelty

The literacy crisis is people thinking Obama was dogging Cheesecake Factory when in fact he was saying it was opulent and covered in gold

AI drinks your water, eats your brain, poops out slop, and makes you a shitty parent.