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Squirrels would do a better job of running things to be fair so I say let them have at it.

I found a beautiful park to walk in. First day a squirrel hide behind a tree and jumped out right by my feet. I stumbled but at the next tree it happened again and I went feet over head. After my knees healed I went back and found two people walking around slowly feeding the squirrels.

One uprising as requested.

"They're saying 'I would die for this squirrel'."

Can you really blame us?

I, for one, welcome our new squirrel overlords.

Look, you can't just promise us a glorious life harvesting nuts for our new fluffy friends and then say "ha ha not actually real".

Oh, good! Something to watch in my walk to the office this morning!

I'm late to the resistance, but now I understand why that squirrel was running through church that one Sunday.

Nothing can prepare you for the Squirrel Uprising.

Shh, that's the secret squirrel method to stealing Cheetos from college kids.

Don't fear! The squirrels are here as benevolent dict... I mean rulers. Admit it. Their leadership can only improve things.

Very timely! I had to warn off a co-worker today who nearly walked into my because she was on her phone. (Though in our case it would be a goose uprising. The squirrels are mellow.)

Look, I have walked into a tree just trying to visualize infinite dimensional Hilbert Space- no phone needed.

Why do you want my emergency room records?

I saw someone fighting a squirrel once was trying to get into the students backpack

One literally exploded after chewing thru an electric line. This caused the live wire to fall onto the ragtop roof of a parked Jeep, which then caught fire. Fire spread to a wooden fence & a tree (both adjacent to Jeep) before the Fire Dept arrived to put out the blaze. This was 2 houses from me.

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