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HOW?

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how did the tavern bard react to your spotify playlist

What the

Phew I uh. Need to restudy my history books

proof that jesus grinded

HUH?

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How did you do this

what the fuck were you at in the middle ages

Damn, you old as hell unc

Wait... how..?

Do you know him

How are the Vikings treating you

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//HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?!

How doth thou postest in the year of one thousand?

what did the royal mage think of twitter vs bluesky?

how did you time travel

Ancient being spotted, chronosynchron blade at the ready

well that's easy, in the year 1000 there were no algorithms :P (more correctly they weren't used in socials)

YO 1000

do you mind explaining how you are in the year 1000

you're right xD

okay.. I just saw the timestamp

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Wow, it's amazing it's have a conversation with someone from 1000 years ago. This site is truly amazing.

it took 1024 years and hasn't cleared 120 likes yet

me too, I turned on my phone and thought it never worked :O

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bsky.app/profile/whey...

so uhm, there's gonna be something thats gonna happen in exactly 1001 years in september and you might wanna let the sitting us president know about that

Were you friends with charlemange

ye olde ass skeet

bro what are you doing posting stuff someone just invented fire

What if I said yes 🤑

were you there for the colossus of rhodes

did you hear that they recently abandoned babylon?

Hey RQ how was Cthulhu? Does he just get a bad rep from HP's paranoid schisms or is actually worse then Satan?

Posting this in 1932.

how are things going in the byzantine empire dude

be careful bro i heard theres a plague coming…

Why You are in the middle years ⚰️

WHAT THE FUC

same, I'm just here to have fun

Well, good to know bluesky won't be affected by the Y2038 date thing @pfrazee.com

WHERE ARE THE ELVES!?

How did it feel to live be with dinosaurs

How will the time travel work?

yo be careful with the vikings

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WHAT DID THE DINOSAURS LOOK LIKE

real tbh

you saw the rise of the Inca Empire?

Bro is tweeting from the Stone Age frfr

Say hi to Charlemagne to me great guy

That's FAR far later my guy

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This post becomes so much funnier because you have victini as your pfp