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On his OWN Money!

How does he own so many properties on the Texas AG Salary?

Texas Vote Talarico

Paxton- Work for thee not for me

What a gig, huh?

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Ken has a lazy eye for corruption!

If you're being honest that can be said about virtually the entire Congress. Absolute best healthcare, pension plans, travel reimbursement ALL on U.S. These people need to pass about 5 bills a year. The most overpaid under-worked under qualified grifter class on the planet! Kick them ALL OUT!

This breed of republicans are so corrupt. And blatantly so.

Texas, if you elect this criminal again you are complete idiots. And you deserve everything that happens.

He’s disgusting. Useless

I am sick that this race is even close. Just goes to show how uninformed &brainwashed a majority of Texas people are. All the ransacking &corruption is fine with Texas as long as little johnny can’t get a sex change operation in kindergarten or god forbid furries move into their neighborhood!!😱

The ultimate "quiet quitting" speedrun. He didn't just miss the assignment; he treated the entire concept of employment as a suggestive guideline.

Without triggering explosive vomiting?

Lazy-eyed fuck

That‘ll show the libs.

Lazy eye, Lazy boy!

Corrupt work is work

I hope that this is on billboards all over Texas today. Texans know hard work and will not tolerate this betrayal of their trust.

No it's not. Entitlements are earned or guaranteed. This is theft.

and blatant corruption

all on your dime Texas- enjoy getting mugged by this felon?

This guy had been ultra corrupt for years yet they continue to vote for him. It has to STOP 🛑 NOW! Vote him out.

I love how Napa Valley is a favorite vacation destination of so many California-hating republicans

Or, fools that we are, we don’t love money to the exclusion of all else.

Paxton is a white man in texas! He'll do whatever he wants

Needs to be aired on every televised station, digital too .. everyday till the election .. please, anyone with the monetary capacity get on this!!!👆🏻👀🧐😳😵‍💫🤮👀👆🏻

Welcome to the Repukelican🤮Party! Felon Trump is just as bad, if not worse, then Ken Paxton ever hoped to be! Grifter criminals whom need to be impeached & prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.☮️☘️🏳️‍🌈🌸🏳️‍⚧️🌹🇺🇦🐶🗳️🌊🌊🍾🌊🌊🍾🌊🌊🌊🙂

Worthless POS

A vote for Ken is a vote for Elon.

Mitch McConnell has entered the room

#COCKEYEDKEN

F*ck the dodgers: iWillVote.com

Are you catching on texas

If this grifting, adulterer beats Talarico, then there is no-doubt in my mind this election was rigged.

But he owns a cowboy hat and that’s all the uneducated toddlers down in shithole texass care about.

Three years of blank calendars? Turns out Ken Paxton was the pioneer of quiet quitting all along.

And Texans will be stupid enough to vote for him again. Some people just enjoy pain.

How many of you were able to skip 7 days of work?

That's.... Not how missing children posters work.

Who would do this??? He needs to stop using ChatGPT to write his nonsense. It's exceptionally telling that this is his only foray into the TRUTH.

"I love that Ken Paxton takes down missing child poster ads!" - Child Sex Traffickers

He was masturbating in the shower the whole time.

I think you’re being a little unfair. His mistresses can’t just entertain themselves 🙄

I bet if he loses to Talerico, trump will put him in his Cabinet. Maybe Secretary of Lux Travel.

I'm betting on Trump going back to TX to stump for, er, bury his pal.

Many of which were taxpayer funded. At least in part. that's something else that must be investigated thoroughly.

No work, big money, easy job: perfect for Paxton ! 🤯🥴😞

Slaggart. Republicans don’t work. They grift They steal They lie He’s at the top of the corrupt pike of them

Was it because he could only see half of the calendar?

...not be paid for days that they ARE NOT...

Who manages his 8 homes? Damn. Knew I should have gotten a civil service job.

Utterly unfit.

I just don't understand why Texas couldn't have found someone less of a defective human being to run for senate. He's the absolute worst!

So what’s the record of ALL politicians?

#Texas can have Boss Hogg or an American. #Vote

730 blank workdays and they want to promote him to the Senate. In Texas, accountability is just a word they print on campaign signs.

With HIS MISTRESS, you good God fearing bible bangers.

Wow, that is 2 frigging YEARS.

He's got ONE ad bragging about doing his job on ONE case. That ad is about child sex-trafficking...so it always reminds me that he let that pedophile off the hook. L

A true Republican.

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So, let me get this straight, the Texas AG skips work to be a world traveler on the taxpayer's dime & rubs their nose in it? Fucking incredible.🙄

Dude's a one-man crime spree.

I have never understood why he keeps getting elected. What’s wrong with Texas voters?

And we can’t even get sick pay or maternity leave. If you’re in Texas, please vote for Talarico. He really cares about you.

Ken Paxton, so crooked he can't even see straight

Talk about a complete loser falling up. Can anyone name one good thing this jerk-off has done?

Hookers and blow, brother, hookers and blow.

He must have gone fishing with Mike Johnson! #HouseShutdown

Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, the wannabe Senator from Dubai... er... Dallas, Ken Paxton..."

He’s got that Mike Johnson, Mitch McConnell schedule.

😡 VOTE him out

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The Texas constitution tells him that he is required to travel abroad and buy homes 😑

I'm hoping this guy gets kicked to the curb, but I am DYING to see how many votes he racks up when the dust settles. That will speak volumes about Texas.

Who is Adam Hoffman? We don’t need anymore predator protecters in Washington. #republicanssuck #POTUSrapeschildren

😂😆🤣 Ken Paxton doesn’t work work for a living. He pretends work Same for #SenateGOP & #HouseGOP, they just go in a reword info to align w #Project2025 🤦🏻‍♀️🤡🤬

Kenny-Boy Paxton is as crooked as a Giant Slalom course. He is a blight upon the U.S. legal system, Texas, and humanity.

So he shouldn’t get paid and he should lose his healthcare coverage. Right 🤔

That’s actually somewhat scarier!

Texas, get organized! go.bsky.app/VcoYkZK

Bravo!

The audacity of mediocre white men!!

Just run for office as a Republican. Then you can take off on a month's long paid vacation courtesy of Maga Mike Johnson

Oh, they’ll send him to DC.

Bet you that repugnant Paxton is against people working from home.

That eye isn't the only thing that's lazy.

Fucking crooks, all of them!

Well, he’s a Republican. What else would you expect! He shouldn’t be sent to Washington… he should be sent to jail! The one in El Salvador…

They made a big deal of Talarico being off the campaign for a week yet I haven’t seen Paxton on the campaign trail yet. Just donor meetings behind closed doors. Trips to Dubai and London and Iceland with his mistresses while employed by Texas and running for office. And partying w/TX fugitives.

Texas republicans are a special kind of rancid trash

This is what I see when I look At him. Except the difference was that the doll was kind.

All the while bringing frivolous lawsuits against anyone disagreeing with him.

... and lining his pockets

I see Paxton signs in my neighbors yards and it makes me feel differently about them. I hate that for them.

Hey now, maitaining 15 houses and a string of mistresses takes a lot of work

That's an average of 73 days or 10.5 weeks a year. Most women aren't offered that much time a year for maternity leave. Paxton is a real piece of work, pun intended.

Be fair, he had to do DIY and decorate his fifteen homes. The man's busy.

These schlumps should receive a per diem income. They work for the people…full time. All elected officials should be required by law to hold monthly town halls. Susan Collins hasn’t held a town hall in her district in over twenty years. If they aren’t held accountable what’s the point of any of it.

the deck is stacked in his favor, as detailed here: theconversation.com/i-study-demo...

SMH

😡

Paxton always has this grin that looks like he just released a wicked & noxious methane cloud headed right for you.

I don’t have very high expectations for the voters there! Hoping to be wrong…

He was just practicing for the Repub way of D.C. life, hoping to be the next TX Sen. Under “Spineless” Mike, the House had: In 2025: 136 Scheduled days of work, and 87 Days where they actually Met / Voted. In 2026, it’s even better!: 119 Scheduled, and 77 (approx.) Voted.

He’s trying to keep his mistresses on the down low.