Marco (a murder clown)

I will not be intimidated.

A young sea turtle with a beautifully patterned shell gliding through crystal clear water in Florida. The water in this spot was only about 3 feet deep. #nature #animals #wildlife #ocean #naturephotography

See here's the thing: I don't know if this is from Talarico's campaign or not. Also, I don't live in TX.

Sentence in alt

I hope this email finds your bologna flaps stuck together.

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

i'm at my most ninja when I put on my shozoko, sneak into your castle, and assassinate your Daimyo with my tantō.

Copperfit is fraudulent garbage.

"That guy fell down on his bottom." - me, watching football

Those on-side kicks are getting crazy. Ole Miss executed that perfectly.

After our investigation, crowds shrank, and former employees and a former vendor started talking.

With me, it's called sexual intergross. Consensual sexual intergross.

QTP a treehouse of horror gif

One day my lifestyle maven, Ravynne, served me a salmon hot dog in a pumpernickel pretzel bun topped with walnut pesto and golden raisins, so I had to let her go.

Ruin a song by adding "in my pants" to the title Raining Blood in My Pants

New rule: all words that end with the letter "M" must now add a "B" for correct pronunciation, like in the words "dumb" and "tomb." Broomb Formb Wormb Phlegmb Flotsamb

Weird how protecting kids from trans folk always includes creepy pervert jobs for creepy perverts.

#alloart

It is Wednesday, my dudes.

Oh man, he kind of does. That suit also reminds me of the parking lot at O'Reilly Auto Parts on a rainy day.😅

I once saw a guy at Taco Bell with shredded cheese hanging off his beard like tinsel on a Christmas tree. That’s how I’d like to die, as a human taco salad.

when my kid and I get matching haircuts

Who's up pitching they woo?

You're like a mysterious pan flute suddenly playing in an empty forest

Say "peptide" again, motherfucker. Say "peptide" one more goddamn time.

Drone photographer Theresa Graham (tgraham.photography on IG) captured this Ornate Eagle Ray (Aetomylaeus vespertilio) off Ningaloo Reef in Western Australia. These rays are called the "unicorn of the sea": fewer than 100 sighting have been documented. We suspect they're critically endangered.

Your quote post chains have ruined Gypsiboo's life

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like. (Here's a video from the Rhine river)

A WAR.GOV commercial. Disgusting.

My students are so radicalized at this point that I am a milquetoast Gen X squish. For the record, they changed around 2017; I always remember when a set of students came up to me in Property and were like: why aren’t you teaching from your book on Property Law and Race?

I see we're having a debate about whether it's okay to go back to "X," the site owned by a trillionaire fascist who is currently bankrolling the GOP's midterm, throttled Ukraine's war effort, and still winkingly allows vast amounts of CSAM on his service Answer: No, what the fuck is wrong with you

That sports betting commercial with Sweeney calling it "trading."