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The First Lady….what a story!

Of course she did.

Evacuate to where? Russia?

"Not to vorry, ve made it so you can abandon yur posts and flee vhile putin takes over!"

Ummmmmmmm, soooooo is she going to tell everyone that she is going to broker 8 Ukranian cities to catch up with her mushy brained husband on his 8 wars???? 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 America vote so you can make America the America you want it to be!!!

I wonder how many officials she fucked to achieve this?

😲

I bet she thinks she gets to be The Pope now.

Doubtful that she would have cancelled her hair and makeup appointment (something she understands) to do any real work on something for which she has no fucking clue! This is cynically laughable.

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"Your Holiness..." "Yes my Son" "The American Vice President would like an audience" "Fuck that shit."

Surely this is The Onion?

Yeah,… and your check is in the mail!

“I broker cees-fire by show Pooteen my teetees…”

Who did she have to promise to blow to get that deal? And did her Shitweasel of a husband say he had to watch?

A lie, ladies and gentlemen, a lie.

Deport Melania and Barron

Fuck this cunt and the pole she slid in on

Oh hell no she didn't

Melania and Donald Trump first met back in 1987 at the KGB in Moscow. That says everything there is to know about the Russian Nazi Trump clan.

Your husband is a pedo…according to some files

What ceasefire…?

HOETUS prevaricates (yet again)

Did she stay at a Holiday Inn?

You and Donald Evacuate the country.

Who did she blow ?

Is the difference they were covert, undercover, spies & he’s that but also has that major cult influence? Also, were they billionaires? Course, I remember times trump was nearly bankrupt. Then he robbed America. And everybody in it. One man has killed off ethics, morals, & integrity.

LOL! Sure, Jan.

How about one that has Russians evacuating Ukraine

Sure she did.

This is somehow going to indirectly help Russia. Or she's just being paid a lot to say stuff

🤔ummmmm

With Melania shoving aside Kushner and Witkoff and taking over international diplomacy, Zbig and Kissinger can finally stop turning in their graves.

She part of the Trump crime family !

I'll be impressed when she gets Putin to stop bombing. Why should Ukrainians have to evacuate?

Sure ya did sweetie..

“I am, how you say, diplomat, yes?”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well she is Russian🤮 asset

Is this a Halloween spoof?

Hookers brokering deals is also known as solicitation of prostitution and is a crime in this country.

But of course she is...

Perhaps she still knows Russian way better than she does English It’s those naughty little voices, doncha know

Are her knees ok?

Cleared a path for her human trafficking besties.... Cargo too precious....

Bullshit.

The universal digital sigh. We’ve officially reached the era where a single emoji is the only accurate summary of the current geopolitical and technological landscape.

Right : )

And yet, Rethuglicons lost their ever-lovin' sh*t when Hillary Clinton tried to work on health care policy. 🙄

Nothing more disgusting than an opportunist seeking glory at the expense of the men, women and children dying in Ukraine. Deaths Trump and Musk contributed to when they shut off starlink to allow Russia to continue its genocidal campaign against Ukraine.

No one will understand a word she is saying!!

Oh, how kind. They get to evacuate, before their homes and neighborhoods are bombed into rubble. What a great negotiator!!!

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Wait!What?You’ve got a soft porn star, given up to Drumpf by Epstein as a trophy wife, now as First Lady conducting Foreign Policy for a mentally disabled aging fuck head?How is that possible?Does she have FBI clearance,for conducting Foreign Policy, that may interfere with our country’s safety?WTF?

(bad Melania accent) "I also have bridge sell to you" #RepublicansLie

And I’m the Pope!

www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st...

FFS- Wait-hold the fuck up! First we had 2 damn corrupt Envoy realtors brokering our damn foreign affairs, made bribe deals with Russia, Saudia Arabia other countries. Now we have a damn unqualified even as FLOTUS immigrant, former Model, no degree fake shit brokering Ukraine/Russia War? Iran next?

Evacuate? She means LEAVE THEIR HOMES TO PUTIN.

This should win today's award for most ludicrous headline.

Sure and the good fairy came last night and gave me DD’s

She did not, this is a lie, it was the pope who did it, not this illegal alien grifter

THATS A CEASE FIRE????? GIVE PUTIN A CITY???? GET A JOB BITCH!!!

Well, she probably brokered something anyway.

What could go wrong? Maybe she decorate the town with black Christmas tree's like she did in the white house.

She gave away Ukraine

Now it’s only her?

Bullshit

I can't really afford to feel bad for other people right now Christopher but yo!!! 😬 How can we help her escape Russia and find her someone sane & safe enough to eat with?

Y'all stop picking on the models. There's not a thought behind those eyes, dumb as a kitten in an unfamiliar country. I'm sure her intentions are not as bad as the man she was forced to marry.

And why would an immigrant from the former Soviet-controlled Yugoslavia... have a special relationship with Putin... that enables her such access?

Stock manipulation

this is why it's pointless to vote both sides say and do the same thing and all the politicians do what Israel tells them. Next time I vote, it'll be for secession

When you knowingly marry a pedophile you just get uglier and uglier.

This is the same fake P.R. Ivanka used to try when you would have headlines saying “sources say Ivanka doesn’t agree with her dad on (insert whatever unpopular thing Trump just did).

Oh, wow. I feel much better if Melania is on it.

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Hope she was wearing her knee pads for Vlad...

Bullshit

If they evacuate, don't the Russians take an empty city?

Did she have some special knee pads for that deal?

I guess we know where she's headed once trump is not president anymore.

The only just and lasting solution to the Ukraine war is that Russia gets the hell out of Ukraine. /2

Where is Melania right now…….Washington DC or New York

Oh, good god. There is NOTHING they won't steal & incorporate as their accomplishment.

She’s a racist birther

Complete chaos

Melanie is playing the role of “The Sidler” from Seinfeld, someone else does all the work, then she sidles in next to them when the credit is handed out.

Too bad Pope Leo did this, and not this clown 🤡

Is that Putin's desk she is kneeling beside? If she brokered any deal with Putin, it was an escape plan for her and her son.

No.

ooh, she was “be best”!

Laughed so hard water sprayed out my nose!

He'd probably throw her down a flight of stairs to steal it from her🤣🤣

That would be hysterical!

What? Nobody fcuking that the "Be Best" troll brokered any ceasefire deals. Tf would Putin listen to Melania?! He didn't even listen to Trump! He violates Trump's ceasefire deals every time! Foh!

Sure, she also was a top model, speaks 5 languages (even though Brigitte Macron tried to speak French with her and she answered back in English) and has a design and architectural degree…maybe she broke the ceasefire with Katie Zacharia’s help🤣

She said she graduated from college and claimed she had never worked as a paid escort.

Evacuate their homeland? She wants to hand Ukraine land to Putin on a platter. That is not diplomacy as much as it is betrayal.

Anyone have a hunch she may be trafficking children for Putin 🤷🏽‍♀️ Just a thought Must be part of her so called ‘Fostering program’

I’m sure it will last as long as the other non existent ceasefires

I do wish they’d stop insulting our intelligence!

FOS.

Ffs