Sam Handwhich

I know I know it's a script or some automated process that takes an amalgamation of the mean number of words for a given category and produces some sort of blurb but like NO SHIT! in other news. Everything water touches is wet.

Not sure when the Zio Election starts in EST, but since it's day of and since it's Netanyahu on the chopping block. What are the chances he claims. "Surprise Iranian attacks in elections" early in the morning? @timesofisrael.com what's the word? Netanyahu certainly looks like a dirty trickster

The response is reality….

Belmont's curse..... So close to being symphony of the night. Please make a remake Konami

Occasionally I like to pop over to my local conservative radio affiliate to see what sort of propaganda theyre slinging, apparently the economic gurus on the right think it's a modest price to pay and gas prices were heading this way anyways.. that is heavy work kicking water up that hill! 😭😭😭

We aren't going to be able to make it to election day, are we?

Crap did they move up false flag weekend to today???

Just heard on Al Jazeera that Mississippi is now leans Republican". The RNC and Trump apparatus will not let us make it to election day at this point.

Hilarious. OMAR COMING YO!!

This man is amazingly weak.

Second harvest accidental potatoes! (Bumblebee for scale)

Arise, Sir Beta of Grovelshire, sworn knight of King Donald the Needy and Protector of the House of Mar-a-Lago.

This minstril doesn't know she's for the cooking pot

Why has no one denounced Kim jong-un

There's a couple of Phil Collins songs in the new Cat In The Hat movie. He recorded them at the Seuss Seuss studio.

Do you denounce Zionism in all its forms?

There can be and is successful right-leaning entertainment (see most of CBS' primetime dramas, the Taylor Sheridan Paramount Plus empire, plus, you know, mainstream country music); where the right flops is when it thinks its grievance culture will sell outside of its very tight MAGA bubble.

Getting shot by a modern gun would kill a Victorian child

Where does ramaswamy think these incredible gains were going to come from post the crash of 29? And does he really think his historical revisionist bullshit carries any water I mean most of the country and the world lost its ass and you think people were rah rah about the stock markets??? So dumb

People are talking about the pretend flying car thing instead of the Starlink Ukraine thing so I guess the razzmatazz is working.

REPORTER: “Trump’s popularity is very low, diesel prices are very high, the war he started isn’t going well… is he using you as a scapegoat for his own problems?” ZELENSKY: 🙃🤐 (this is a YES)

So, “Scaramucci : kilograms :: Zacharias : pounds”. It’s just a question of whether we want a Metric or Standard unit of shittiness.

And that was how America was dragged, kicking and screaming, into systeme international

Pepperidge Farm Remembers (Because the stock of its parent company, Campbell’s, tanked in the 1987 crash)

@scaramucci.bsky.social Congrats! You're a noble unit of measurement has been dethroned by the Zacharia ! (4 days). Pop them bottles!!

A Zacharia is 4 days.

A Scaramucci is 11 days....

How long is a Scaramucci again? 5 days?

This is so embarrassing it makes me want to crawl under a table

Jesus she's not even trying

So iow you’re saying one’s a Dick & 2 are Prick’s. Russell DICKert Gary Thorne Clint Thorne This trio of tiny pricks beat up women. In fact, the 3 of them ganged up together & beat a woman. I hope she sues the fuck out of them, an ineffective security company & the orange rot egging them on.

Requiem for a Dream (for tax purposes).

The number of dead Palestinians is always undercounted.

Perfectly stated.

seeing a horrible monster on the wing of the plane and just putting on my sleep mask and headphones because I believe in staying in my lane

LMAO

I don't care what any of y'all are calling it. Imma call it Hurricane Ditka.

Went to a archery shop today just 30 minutes away from my blue sanctuary city (I guess). The very helpful bowyer seems to think Democrats are going to steal the elections... I actually needed service from him so I didn't have the heart to ask how much he was paying for diesel... people don't learn

"Mr President throughout this war you and your defense department staff have repeatedly told the media you will not comment on military affairs because you don't want the enemy to know what you're going to do. Can you please reconcile this with the about face you made last night?

Yikes… local Georgia outlets in the tank fudging the graphs for @ossoff.bsky.social opponent Mike Collins🤔 (and Scoob-Doo😬)

<thousand yard stare> <cackling>

Fuck these Zio scum

"There was occupation on October 6 There was apartheid on October 6 There was ethnic cleansing on October 6 There was torture on October 6 There was abductions on October 6 There was settler attacks on October 6 There was Israeli terror on October 6 Nothing *began* on October 7" -Remi Kanzai

The hilarious thing about the red dye diesel thing is it's absolutely worthless. Anyone who has that access to Red diesel has been using it since the start of this conflict so making it official isn't going to be a drop in the bucket

Accountability deferred today is a head on a stick tomorrow. What are we doing here as a nation?

Basic Green Zionist today: "Opposing racism is a misstep."