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Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

Liz

@trashkitten.bsky.social

1 July

Need to write an onion article about palantir crashing now just to balance everything out

Vee

@icalasari.illusoria.ca

2 July

"Palantir leaves security business to farm Onions" might do the trick and be so ridiculous that The Onion can fight in court if sued for damages

Zelnut 🍉👾

@dahliaiterations.com

In a world where SCOTUS wasn't bought and paid for, I would be able to confidently say, "If your algorithm over-indexes on satire, it is not the responsibility of the satirist to make itself hospitable to your tools," but we are Here and Now for some reason.

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