Super Bowl LX: Oops! All Field Goals
9/2/26, 1:10 am·34 reposts·261 likes
Close enough
You're ruining it. Goddammit.
I missed the second half. did this hold up?
I'll have to ask alexa
Nope
Hahaha nope
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