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phil
@philjamesson.com

me when i see scrambled eggs on the menu: meh. i can make that at home. not worth the money me when i see an egg scramble on the menu: ohoho. well well well. perhaps that is to my fancy

dan mentos
@danmentos.com

pancakes on the menu: how pedestrian hotcakes on the menu: do I dare dine like royalty today?

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phil
@philjamesson.com

home fries on the menu: i hope they mean like hash browns hash browns on the menu: hell yeah. but i hope they dont mean like home fries