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We're about five minutes from him declaring this golf course a national security matter.

19/10/26, 11:07 pm6 reposts112 likes

It's a combination golf course and emergency helipad and training ground. Didn't you get the memo?

Each green is a drone launch zone. Radar-equipped flags monitor the skies for birds that aren’t real.

Because you see the ballroom needs to connect to an escape hatch on the potomac which…

An underwater submarine dock for RL Burgess Meredith, yet somehow less competent to try and slink away with his henchman at the end of his term...

The word "slink" is due for a huge comeback