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lmao shows the machine never reached the credits.

no politics, only gay, mentally ill people fighting cops

choose carefully. but probably beat slapping treble is cool. otherwise there are many options

they never listened to Loner I guess

Media comprehension is a skill that these idiots obviously lack. I've watched like 4 hours of gameplay of this game and even I can tell it's extremely politically charged. You beat the shit out of corrupt cops for fucks sake lmao

and also not black they cant be black or else its automatically 10 on the woke scale

Right-wing reactionaries like to think that THEY are the rebels, fighting against the "Deep State" (which is, in their minds, extremely liberal). So they identify with media like Star Wars, about rebels fighting the Evil Government. Just, you know, w/ their own values implicitly projected on.

to be fair that CAN happen, like how heartgold has a different vibe that makes a little more sense with the kimono girls going up the tower rather then into a den on the other side of the map

the 2 extra points are jamie paige and lena raine /hj

That's like when someone complains about things being too political and that they miss when movies didn't have politics in them. You ask for an example and they say "RoboCop". ... Did they like... Miss the entire movie? About the only not political scene in the entire movie is the credits.

how does this happen

the game where music is legal and you do Legal Actions

Fighting back against a corrupt government? Nah that's totally fine. A black or queer person existing? Oh the horrors!!

In my own personal words "Unbeatable's story is a test of your personal media literacy"

whaaat do you mean the complaining-about-woke people don't have media-literacy. this is unheard of

Reminded of that one Wayneradiotv stream where he played Woke or Nah? and by the end he was taking damage from how inconsistent the rulings were

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the game is unbeatable because theres nothing to do

ngl at first glance I thought this wokeometer was actually made by cool people and they were ranking you #1 woke or something.

I've determined this happened because poco and apoco bought wokeometer and changed nothing but made sure their own game got a low score so more people would play it.

Finally, beating the piss out of the cops and fascists is not a political action

>Game Has the message of goverment being stinky with the subtly of a Pick up truck on fire crashing into a fireworks factory. > "Naw not political"

no, see, rest was a villain for most of the story, so her being gay actually lowered the wokeness score two notches

it probably comes across but just for the people who struggle with tone like my autistic ass, the "gay is woke and bad" remark is sarcastic. I'm transfem and bisexual as fuck

fair point, fair point!

I loved the section where Beat beat up the beat nothing. Because UNBEATABLE is not political. So obviously beat wouldn’t beat up the beat cop

What's the point of playing music and doing crimes...

It seems to be run by ai people don't even review these

unbeatable is actually homophobic because it shows that liking a girl can end the world

ok but this tldr thing is ai right

absolutely

Yeah but Beat is hot therefore not woke. Come on, keep up