Cary (Kay)

Cary (Kay)

@nomopo13.bsky.social

Eternally sleepy - 28 - Enby - She/They - Probably a demon or some shit depending on who you ask

101 followers181 following658 posts

I think more small animals should be given access to weapons of mass destruction. This is a good idea and we must give small animals weapons of mass destruction as soon as possible. The sooner we give small animals weapons of mass destruction, the better off we'll be.

What if we were robots but we have vulnerabilities in our source code and NIST has CVEs out on us but we are lesbians and we kinda like it when we take advantage of each others vulnerabilities so why would we patch it out but then we get uploaded to the Internet and now the public can hack us and

Idk how many people know about this here but some company has been sending out these Trans youth resource pamphlets to a bunch of Texas homes to try and rile up conservative voters and like,,,

Like, there are 3 different tenses used throughout this thing. There's the obvious needless lists of things, a pointless em dash at the end, and language that sounds like a fox news anchor just learned what a "girldick" is. D- at best.

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I wake up and our silly little site about decompiling video games has made the news this article is extremely misleading, y'all should just read the statement on decomp.dev, but I digress

decomp.devSunsetting decomp.devAn update on the future of decomp.dev.

We already did this with the opening movie of Age of Empires II

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social

Checkmate, Hollywood. InfoWars has acquired the exclusive film rights to chess.

She Likes a Boy by Nxdia is definitely a lesbian lamenting that her crush is straight, but as a trans person who had to come out to their wife, I definitely read it a lot closer to my story.

Every time I see this image it sits wrong with me because, really, it was probably more like Before Internet >I want to fuck toasters >Fuck toaster >Die After internet >I want to fuck toasters >Find community of people who have found safe ways to fuck toasters >Live your dreams

People love to imagine a world where weirdos and freaks just "grew out of it", but it's just never been real. We historically just died. The Internet gave us ways to find community with people so we don't just die.

Rule 34 is funny bc most people read it as "if a character exists, there's porn of them" but it's really more like "somebody gets horny off dril tweets"

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I can't believe I'm having to say this AGAIN, but if you've left a joke review on any of the real locations featured in vivid/stasis, please remove it. It is OBSCENELY disrespectful to do so and I'd like to hope the community I've accumulated is better than this.

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To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?

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MC@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it onto sephiroth

Unbeatable spoilers... . . . Does Rest know that Sforzando moonlights as Penny and hangs out with Beat n Band of Freaks? Or like, is she just oblivious to the fact that her number 2 leads a double life?

pixelframe.design@pixelframe.bsky.social

Sure the logo for the remake would have been easier, but I like to torture myself - the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Logo & Font Generator is live now, based on the classic red stone version from the original release!