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Maybe a fat snake but not a duck. Has the person ever seen a duck? What duck looks like a dildo?

exActly

… and a handsome one it is, too.

It's kinda sad. I remember going to the park and seeing gaggles of them by the lake.

he WAS

Good night, and good cock

Now in a Barbara Wawa voice.......🤣🤣🤣

😂🤣

Someone is going to miss that….

I was doing work at my tenants apartment and saw what I thought was a lava lamp. Nope, intimidatingly large dildo 😎

So it wasn't a woman after all?

Would have been more appropriate if this was covered by the BBC.

A foul cockup indeed!🤣😂🤣

In today’s political news…..

I’m not familiar with that genus

Straight outta Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

And that is what we call news.

Well fuck a duck then !!!

BBQ - big black quack

Sorry, but when you say “Walter Cronkite voice” I presume you really mean Canard Lingus?

Did the police arrest the dildo because of its colour?

😂

“And that’s the way it is.”

Maybe it’s a dildo in disguise as a duck?

😂😭

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