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Just fly opposite the rotation of the earth, duh, this was already solved in one of the Superman movies

We’re going to see the new uniform which includes a nightcap and gown stretched over the standard pads and helmet. Offsides called every 3 seconds for sleepwalking Still somehow win because Dylan McMahon keeps having night terrors at the snap.

Who could see such a hanky performance coming?

Do they know where Australia is?

Typo, last graf: Keep all this in mind of the game turns out to be a 13-10 snoozer,

I love all of this.

Isn’t it already two days from now in Australia though? Get on the plane boys!

Fuck it! They're traveling in uniforms and going straight to the field!

As an avid traveler, the differing strategies are fascinating.

And now they have to turn around and do it again.

2 or 3 planes?

I assume it's a charter, so you're not limited to standard airline configurations.

you can basically order a charter with any sort of seating configuration you want

Maybe they’re paying to have the seats changed out.