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Shock absorbing cap💀. Tell me no one bought this one😭.

No cap

Never thought of these caps being shock-absorbing (or really having any function other than aesthetics), but yeah, that makes sense

It’s Science!

"A blow to the head with lead pipe usually means... you are in a Three Stooges flick and you will soon hear tweety birds." - SadoPedia

Uptown funk you up, beep beep I am a sheep, everybody come on Fhqwhgads

I came here for this

He's well protected, that mustache looks like it could probably stop a bullet too

AKA a helmet.

yes

That illustration is clearly someone being struck atop their head, not upside.

I didn't know that about bowler hats, either, but makes sense because it was always a working class style of hat.